Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe the crocs should all move to the USA, where they will get more respect ?

Crocs don't get respect there either:

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I wanted @Gary Gutful back into the Croc argument, but he wouldn’t “bite.”

Down a crownie for me Gazmeister.

Everyone at work except me thinks mushy maiden has done it!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I wanted @Gary Gutful back into the Croc argument, but he wouldn’t “bite.”

Down a crownie for me Gazmeister.

Everyone at work except me thinks mushy maiden has done it!

Shut your croc hole!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Shut your croc

Lol.

 

[hindy111]

I might tell a wild story later. It's about 2 x cans of bosistos

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I might tell a wild story later. It's about 2 x cans of bosistos

A lady walks into a pub and orders 2 cans of mushroom laced bosistos?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hence the term, methamphetamines.

 

[Gary Gutful]

@hineyrulz - My shoulders have finally come good. They aren't anywhere near as flexible as they were but I can move them around like a normal person.

Hitting golf balls again without pain. It wont be long before I become assessed with golf once more.

 

[parra pete]

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday..
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb...Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"
"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

@hineyrulz - My shoulders have finally come good. They aren't anywhere near as flexible as they were but I can move them around like a normal person.

Hitting golf balls again without pain. It wont be long before I become assessed with golf once more.

You could be out there protesting for Croc rights.

You don’t see any Matilda’s out there with Croc skin handbags.

The only good golf has 4 wheels.

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[hineyrulz]

@hineyrulz - My shoulders have finally come good. They aren't anywhere near as flexible as they were but I can move them around like a normal person.

Hitting golf balls again without pain. It wont be long before I become assessed with golf once more.

That’s great mate, my shoulder is still giving me some grief. Doc said it’s old age and obviously wear and tear form work. The
Funny thing is it doesn’t really affect me when I swing a golf club. The new course in Minippiiiiiiii is opening up soon.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That’s great mate, my shoulder is still giving me some grief. Doc said it’s old age and obviously wear and tear form work. The
Funny thing is it doesn’t really affect me when I swing a golf club. The new course in Minippiiiiiiii is opening up soon.

It will be interesting to see what the course is like. Not a lot of photos online.

 

[Incorrect]

It will be interesting to see what the course is like. Not a lot of photos online.

I'm sure @hineyrulz will be happy to take some photos and post them once he plays there... It'll give us a good idea of what the out of bounds areas, water features and carpark look like....

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm sure @hineyrulz will be happy to take some photos and post them once he plays there... It'll give us a good idea of what the out of bounds areas, water features and carpark look like....

Plus the sand, just call me David Hasselhoff.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I thought I read that they built it without bunkers to help with maintenance. I could be wrong about that though. Either way I’d still back you to find one.

 

[hineyrulz]

I thought I read that they built it without bunkers to help with maintenance. I could be wrong about that though. Either way I’d still back you to find one.

No bunkers?? It’s my new favourite course already.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I’d still wear the David Hasselhoff uniform when you play it just in case I got that wrong!

 

[King-Gutho94]

Is the Malaysian airlines cursed I see there was some drama in Sydney yesterday with some clown causing drama and chaos on the plane forcing it return.

I read it took the AFP multiple hours to get it settled down and done peacefully.

I couldn't imagine the feeling if that was me on a plane. Your basically trapped with no idea what could happen and how long it could last for.

 

[Gronk]

Is the Malaysian airlines cursed I see there was some drama in Sydney yesterday with some clown causing drama and chaos on the plane forcing it return.

I read it took the AFP multiple hours to get it settled down and done peacefully.

I couldn't imagine the feeling if that was me on a plane. Your basically trapped with no idea what could happen and how long it could last for.

Mad merkin. I fully understand how those close to the action might have thought that it was a hostage / bomb situation.