Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Maybe she is possessed by a magic mushroom she ate once.

Causes her to do demonic things.

Im not evolved from a mushroom Hindy. I can cop a crustacean or God, but not a mushroom!

What happened on the other side?

Research it. Once you die you will be decomposed by the mycelium network.

When I went to the other side it felt more like I returned home or woke up from a dream. Life being the dream. It was weird. Like there was no physical me but I was everything and all was connected. It's difficult to explain but its felt nice. Very peaceful.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I think that's the angle the Homicide Detectives are working....

f**k that’s good!!!

 

[hindy111]

I think that's the angle the Homicide Detectives are working....

More like she wanted the loot. Inheritance. That's my guess

 

[hindy111]

They should strip search her and cavity search also. She could be hiding something between her arse crack

 

[IFR33K]

They should strip search her and cavity search also. She could be hiding something between her arse crack

that’s one helluva task my friend.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

They should strip search her and cavity search also. She could be hiding something between her arse crack

That’s on most experienced detective’s check list too.

The hydrator was a bit awkward and it refused to flush.

Jaywalking is usually an instant cavity search where I live. People try to make full admissions on the spot, but our cops at Penrith always say they need solid evidence.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

More like she wanted the loot. Inheritance. That's my guess

I think that’s a bit too obvious to try to knock the three of them off in quick succession.

What was on the other side?

Tigers game, eternal damnation and hell. No difference from life.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The magic mushroom story in the news is suss as f**k. Something not right.

 

[the phantom menace]

I reckon the dehydrator at the tip is just a red herring the police have fed the media, and the police are busy exploring other elements on the situation without wanting any distractions.

 

[the phantom menace]

True Crime on the eels forum, God save us.

An Eels forum true crime podcast - now that I'd listen to! (In preference to Pou's mooted weekly "footy stats and conspiracies" plodcast...)

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I reckon the dehydrator at the tip is just a red herring the police have fed the media, and the police are busy exploring other elements on the situation without wanting any distractions.

Definitely throw people off the scent of Madam Mushys dungeon with the locked kids underneath the house screaming their heads off

Im sure it’s being discussed by Police HQ that
the dehydrator at the tip definitely raises the prospects of a few extra adult cavity searches.

Perhaps a round up of the whole town and after a full examination and perhaps some X-rays then get back on the case.

 

[the phantom menace]

Definitely throw people off the scent of Madam Mushys dungeon with the locked kids underneath the house screaming their heads off

My spidy-senses tell me that was a different case

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

My spidy-senses tell me that was a different case

There’s a lot of true crime horror out there, but fortunately the incidence of serious crime is pretty low.

At the moment from the media reports, I’m not inclined to think she is guilty of anything.

These tragedies can happen.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Mango farm?

Mango, Sugar cane, Pumpkin, Tea Trees

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Why is a few teenage girls having a little cat fight a headline story? f**k me

It’s called the World Cup you f**king misogynist!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

You have no shed experience. Its a simple life

I bet he hasn’t had a parrot on his shoulder either ffs!!

 

[hineyrulz]

An Eels forum true crime podcast - now that I'd listen to! (In preference to Pou's mooted weekly "footy stats and conspiracies" plodcast...)

How Bea Arthur is still employed is a true crime.

 

[Gronk]

WHY ? TELL ME NOW !

 

[Gronk]

They jailed the bin chook guy.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

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