Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Twizzle]

bald problems

 

[hineyrulz]

It’s Bea!! KTM night must of gotten out of hand.

 

[hindy111]

@hindy111 had that NDE I’m dying to find out about.

I almost drowned once, but that doesn’t really count. A cliff fall, almost flew off an ocean liner aged 7, almost killed by the IRA…

I recently had a near death experience on my business trip to Hobart.
I ended up meeting 4 Norwegian models and we ended up back in my penthouse. After 36hrs going for it I passed out from lack of oxygen with a pair of legs wrapped around my head.
All I remember was seeing stars and floating thru space.

 

[Stagger eel]

I recently had a near death experience on my business trip to Hobart.
I ended up meeting 4 Norwegian models and we ended up back in my penthouse. After 36hrs going for it I passed out from lack of oxygen with a pair of legs wrapped around my head.
All I remember was seeing stars and floating thru space.

nice to see you cum back from the other side.

 

[hineyrulz]

I recently had a near death experience on my business trip to Hobart.
I ended up meeting 4 Norwegian models and we ended up back in my penthouse. After 36hrs going for it I passed out from lack of oxygen with a pair of legs wrapped around my head.
All I remember was seeing stars and floating thru space.

This is how powerful millionaires roll.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I recently had a near death experience on my business trip to Hobart.
I ended up meeting 4 Norwegian models and we ended up back in my penthouse. After 36hrs going for it I passed out from lack of oxygen with a pair of legs wrapped around my head.
All I remember was seeing stars and floating thru space.

36 hours of maths and physics problems really wears you out.

The Nobel prize was lost when Agatha forgot to root the square, distracted by your brave algorithmics.

 

[T.S Quint]

Interesting take...

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/im-a-doctor-who-studied-5000-neardeath-experiences-there-is-life-after-death/news-story/5e962f5a5a108d7b8d6f99e27023d9e0

‘I’m a doctor who studied 5000 near-death experiences – there is life after death’​

A doctor who has studied more than 5000 near-death experiences says his research has proven “without a doubt” the existence of life after death.

While each NDE is different, Dr Long has noticed several consistent patterns.

About 45 per cent of patients report an out-of-body experience. Dr Long explained that people claim “their consciousness separates from their physical body, usually hovering above”, allowing them to see and hear what happens around them.

He said these narratives have been confirmed by witnesses.

He cited the case of a woman who lost consciousness while riding a horse on a trail – “her consciousness travelled with her horse as he galloped back to the barn”.

She was later “able to describe exactly what happened at the barn” even though her body wasn’t physically there.

Others “say they’re transported into another realm”, with many claiming to have passed through a tunnel, seen a bright light, been greeted by a deceased loved one and watched their life “flashing before their eyes”.

etc etc...

But....they weren't dead.
A near-death experience isn't being dead.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

But....they weren't dead.
A near-death experience isn't being dead.

If they died they couldn’t have reported back.

Unless faith is front and centre.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Just came back from a baseball game. Padres v Diamond Backs

*wet

 

[T.S Quint]

If they died they couldn’t have reported back.

Unless faith is front and centre.

If they had faith the why choose not to die.
Better off in heaven.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If they had faith the why choose not to die.
Better off in heaven.

Not if they thought merkins still needed them. Before I had kids I was fully prepared to be deployed overseas and die. But as soon as I was a dad I became a coward. I know other dudes who went through the same thing.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Not if they thought merkins still needed them. Before I had kids I was fully prepared to be deployed overseas and die. But as soon as I was a dad I became a coward. I know other dudes who went through the same thing.

Thanks for your service pou.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

If they had faith the why choose not to die.
Better off in heaven.

I suppose God makes these kinds of decisions not NDE folk.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Thanks for your service pou.

The best laundromat owner to ever be deployed overseas. BRS’s undies were as clean as a whistle.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The best laundromat owner to ever be deployed overseas. BRS’s undies were as clean as a whistle.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Thanks for your service pou.

No need to thank me. All I ask is that you turn a blind eye when I make a merkin of myself on Anzac Day.

 

[Gary Gutful]

It’s already been posted on YouTube.

 

[Incorrect]

No need to thank me. All I ask is that you turn a blind eye when I make a merkin of myself on Anzac Day.

*Every

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

No need to thank me. All I ask is that you turn a blind eye when I make a merkin of myself on Anzac Day.

Dad used to say that we all love the military and are keen on war until our soldiers start getting hurt.

So I duff my hat and hope you’re looked after.

As an Idealist, I think it would be better if the world didn’t see the need for any military, but I can’t do much about it.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I can't complain mate. The army was very good to me. I really feel for the blokes whose ADF experience was all sacrifice and no reward.