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Non Footy Chat Thread II

parra pete

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A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again.
“But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in love!” cries the lobster.
“Because,” says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, “crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!”
“Please, father,” she begs. “Just meet him once and I’m sure you will change your mind.”
The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs out to tell him the good news.
The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight.
He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster’s house as straight as he can.
The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, “Hey, here comes that crab and he’s pissed!”
 

Twizzle

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Some on here would state that Balmain bugs are better.

Cant really tell much difference but its been ages since we had Balmain Bugs up here

Mowed the lawn today, trimmed the edges too. No, that's not a euphemism. I'm on my second lawn mower in 40 years, time to upgrade. To be honest I haven't really looked at the options too seriously.

Haven't mowed a lawn for about 10 years, we have hired help for that
 
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