Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Give me a normal coffee. Most craft coffees taste like shit and give me a headache.

U don't appreciate a good brew

 

[hindy111]

I rarely eat Maccas but maybe 5 times a year. I still enjoy a Big mac and Cheeseburger even if it's for the nogalstic feeling.

 

[hindy111]

He probably dunks his fries in his soft serve ice cream.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[T.S Quint]

f**k you merkin now i want a burger for breakfast ffs!! Sounds delish.

Mate, I’ve just had a brisket burger at The Welcome Hotel. 30m walk from my house.

It was f**king sensational.

Funny thing, I didn’t actually know what time it was when I popped in here. The cleaners came into the house so I thought I’d just pop out and grab a bite and a beer for lunch while they are there. Walked up to the bar and ordered. Bartender says “I’ll put it through but kitchen doesn’t open until 12. You’ll have to wait a bit”. Looked at the time…it was 11:30!
Just gave me time for an extra pint, tbh.

 

[T.S Quint]

Who doesn't do that ffs???

Just taught my kids to do that.
So good.

 

[RustedonEel]

Thank God I don't have the lifelong stress of being a coffee drinker i.e. which type, which milk etc etc. The world would be a far better place with less coffee drinkers imho. Whichever method to use to achieve that outcome is justifiable

 

[hineyrulz]

Mate, I’ve just had a brisket burger at The Welcome Hotel. 30m walk from my house.

It was f**king sensational.

Funny thing, I didn’t actually know what time it was when I popped in here. The cleaners came into the house so I thought I’d just pop out and grab a bite and a beer for lunch while they are there. Walked up to the bar and ordered. Bartender says “I’ll put it through but kitchen doesn’t open until 12. You’ll have to wait a bit”. Looked at the time…it was 11:30!
Just gave me time for an extra pint, tbh.

FFS Merkin!! I had my crummy ham and cheese sammiches that i packed myself.

 

[Incorrect]

FFS Merkin!! I had my crummy ham and cheese sammiches that i packed myself.

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

 

[hineyrulz]

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

Imagine being a Ham Sammich short of a picnic???

 

[RustedonEel]

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

He's a good bloke. Does he lurk around here?

 

[Incorrect]

He's a good bloke. Does he lurk around here?

Occasionally Anonymously...

 

[Eelogical]

Those prawn cutlets look pretty good. Squeeze of lemon.

Mrs Eelo said they were really good.

 

[Happy MEel]

I'd like to bring in @Happy MEel at this point for some balance....

Appreciate the tag mate. I’m banning the merkin from our fine establishments from today. Let’s see how much he prefers to starve at 3am in an Uber after an absolute bender.

 

[Happy MEel]

He probably dunks his fries in his soft serve ice cream.

You can turn it into your own McFlurry

 

[Happy MEel]

Is this a euphemism?

He’d be correct if it was.

 

[Incorrect]

Appreciate the tag mate. I’m banning the merkin from our fine establishments from today. Let’s see how much he prefers to starve at 3am in an Uber after an absolute bender.

That's how you run a successful franchise...ban the riff-raff. Good call.

 

[Happy MEel]

That's how you run a successful franchise...ban the riff-raff. Good call.

Hey @hineyrulz,

 

[hindy111]

Thank God I don't have the lifelong stress of being a coffee drinker i.e. which type, which milk etc etc. The world would be a far better place with less coffee drinkers imho. Whichever method to use to achieve that outcome is justifiable

I have a flat white with no sugar or a latte. Simple. I treat myself to half a sugar on weekends.

 

[hindy111]

Am I the only one who enjoys a Big Mac or cheese burger?
There are better this is true. But I'd still find it hard to turn down a big mac

 

[Eelogical]

Am I the only one who enjoys a Big Mac or cheese burger?
There are better this is true. But I'd still find it hard to turn down a big mac

A Big Mac is hardly considered big these days. I would say that I've had two in the last 10 years, possibly. They are a hole filler, nothing more. If it's a burger, I prefer to get one from a suburban fish & chips /burger shop than those fancy assed burger places. I've never even tried a Betty's Burger or a Carl's JNR burger. Haven't even been to HJ's or KFC in over 30 years.