Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

they'd get stuck into the rakija beforehand, get shitface and end up incapable of armwrestling their way out of a wet paper bag

I reckon that's pretty close to the mark.

 

[Avenger]

I reckon that's pretty close to the mark.

X2. There is no chance I would ever fight my comrade, Gronk. There would be plenty of screaming but in the end I'd give him the regulation handshake with 3 kisses.

 

[The EELiminator]

Tom Waterhouse eat your heart out.

i'd rather eat Tom Waterhouse's heart

 

[hindy111]

Seriously though, who do you reckon would win?

My money would be on Avy but Gronk would have a few tricks up his sleeve. I reckon Gronk would be a filthy sledger as well.

Early odds:

Avy $1.82

Gronk $2.20

Im going to drive gary out of business. I will offer 10% on all his odds.

Craft beer Gary? Soon you will be drinking watered down VB out of a horse troff.

 

[Gronk]

Im going to drive gary out of business. I will offer 10% on all his odds.

Craft beer Gary? Soon you will be drinking watered down VB out of a horse troff.

Close your books. Avy & I are getting on the piss instead.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think you'll find that almond milk has taken over from soy milk with the vegans in my hood.

It still has me f**ked how you milk an almond.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Im going to drive gary out of business. I will offer 10% on all his odds.

Craft beer Gary? Soon you will be drinking watered down VB out of a horse troff.

At the Runcorn Tavern with Hiney.

 

[hineyrulz]

At the Runcorn Tavern with Hiney.

can see it now, Gaz on the VB's and me on captain Morgans

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gronk and Avy have wussed out so we might have to organise a Phantom v Suity bout instead.

 

[phantom eel]

...

 

[hindy111]

Close your books. Avy & I are getting on the piss instead.

Followed by an old fashioned sword fight to settle the differences.
Also know as cock slapping.

 

[hindy111]

can see it now, Gaz on the VB's and me on captain Morgans

Ok ive changed my mind again. Ill have a soda water with lime.

 

[T.S Quint]

Gronk and Avy have wussed out so we might have to organise a Phantom v Suity bout instead.

I reckon a Phantom v Bart bout might be more interesting.

 

[phantom eel]

I reckon a Phantom v Bart bout might be more interesting.

Yeah, I'd smash the prick!

 

[T.S Quint]

Hear that Bart!
Fire up merkin!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Phantom has been installed as the early favourite.

 

[Gronk]

Bart vs Phantom might work.

Made me think of this. Didn't the sheriff in Blazing Saddles hold himself hostage ? Lol I must track down that movie.

 

[Happy MEel]

Check out this peanut claiming violence against your wife is a "last resort" under the Koran. The Islamic community really need some better leadership.

...and I think Andrew Bolt is a knob.

http://www.9news.com.au/national/20...-andrew-bolt-violence-to-women-is-last-resort

 

[Gronk]

Scientist have discovered exoplanets (whatever that means) which are likely to support life.

Thing is that they are 40 light years away.

So If I wanted to go there it would take me 40 years travelling at the speed of light ? Is that how it works ?

Merkins on the ABC say that science is "so excited" about this find.

TBH the cash to discover this find should have been pumped into global warming.

https://www.inverse.com/article/28182-nasa-discovers-7-exoplanets-potentially-habitable-trappist-1

 

[Incorrect]

Merkins on the ABC say that science is "so excited" about this find.

TBH the cash to discover this find should have been pumped into global warming.

https://www.inverse.com/article/28182-nasa-discovers-7-exoplanets-potentially-habitable-trappist-1

I agree. With winter coming, we could do with a bit more warming I reckon...