Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Plenty of absolute golfers around here

 

[emjaycee]

Before children we had a weekender on the Central Coast. I used to play golf back then and I'd go to to a driving range at Bateau Bay.

An old guy with a hat used to give free lessons. Not personal lessons, but he'd walk along the line of merkins hitting balls and straighten you up or make you drop a hip or shoulder. Over time my swing improved so much it literally took off a stroke a hole. His name was Billy Dunk. Ever heard of him ? True gentleman and I could see that he just loved golf and people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Dunk

 

[Gary Gutful]

You should open a new thread and analyse all of our swings after we upload them. I'll go first...(this isn't me but pretty close)

That's a gee up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You should open a new thread and analyse all of our swings after we upload them. I'll go first...(this isn't me but pretty close)

If others do it I'm in. My phone is chock full of videos of my swing.

 

[Gronk]

If others do it I'm in. My phone is chock full of videos of my swing.

Swing ?? Is that what you call yours ?

Penis Synonyms dot com offers

1. Ankle Spanker
2. Baby-Arm
3. Baby-Maker
4. Beaver Basher
5. Bed Snake
6. Beef Whistle
7. Bell On A Pole
8. Best Friend
9. Bishop
10. Bits
11. Blue-Vein Sausage
12. Boner
13. Boomstick
14. Braciole
15. Bratwurst
16. Burrito
17. Candle
18. Captain
19. Chap
20. Choad
21. Chopper
22. Clarinet
23. Cock
24. Cock Opener
25. Cranny Axe
26. Cum Gun
27. Custard Launcher
28. Dagger
29. Deep-V Diver
30. Dick
31. Dickie
32. Ding Dong Mcdork
33. Dingus
34. Dink
35. Dinkie
36. Dinky
37. Disco Stick
38. Dog Head
39. Dong
40. Donger
41. Dork
42. Dragon
43. Drum Stick
44. Dude Piston
45. Easy Rider
46. Eggroll
47. Excalibur
48. Fang
49. Ferret
50. Fire Hose
51. Flesh Flute
52. Flesh Tower
53. Foto
54. f**k Rod
55. f**k Stick
56. Fudge Sickle
57. Fun Stick
58. Giggle Stick
59. Goober
60. Goofy Goober
61. Groin Ferret
62. Hairy Hotdog
63. Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
64. Helmet Head
65. Hog
66. Hose
67. Jackhammer
68. Jimmy
69. John
70. John Thomas (Dated)
71. Johnson
72. Joystick
73. Kickstand
74. King Sebastian
75. Knob
76. Krull The Warrior King
77. Lamb Kebab
78. Lap Rocket
79. Leaky Hose
80. Lingam
81. Little Alex
82. Little Bob
83. Little Elvis
84. Lizard (As In "Drain The...")
85. Longfellow
86. Love Muscle
87. Love Rod
88. Love Stick
89. Love Whistle
90. Luigi
91. Man Umbrella
92. Manhood
93. Master Sword
94. Meat And Two Veg
95. Meat Injection
96. Meat Popsicle
97. Meat Stick
98. Meat Sword
99. Member
100. Meter Long King Kong Dong
101. Microphone
102. Middle Stump
103. Mushroom Head
104. Mutton
105. Netherrod
106. Old Boy
107. Old Chap
108. Old Fellow
109. Old Man
110. One-Eyed Anaconda
111. One-Eyed Monster
112. One-Eyed Trouser-Snake (Australia, Uk)
113. One-Eyed Willie
114. One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
115. One-Eyed Wonder Worm
116. One-Eyed Yogurt Slinger
117. Pecker
118. Pedro
119. Peepee (Children'S Term)
120. Penis Sangbo Nam Rod
121. Percy
122. Peter
123. Pied Piper
124. Pickle
125. Pig Skin Bus
126. Pink Oboe
127. Pink Torpedo
128. Piss Weasle
129. Piston
130. Pitched Tent
131. Plug
132. Pnor
133. Pocket Rocket
134. Poinswatter
135. Pork Sword
136. Prick
137. Princess Sophia
138. Private Eye
139. Private Part
140. Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger
141. Purple-Helmeted Warrior Of Love
142. Quiver Bone
143. Rod
144. Rod Of Pleasure
145. Roundhead
146. Sausage
147. Schledium
148. Schlong
149. Schlong Dongadoodle
150. Schlort
151. Schmuck, Shmuck (Yiddish)
152. Schnitzel
153. Schwanz
154. Schwarz
155. Sea Monster (As In "Drain The...")
156. Sebastianic Sword
157. Shaft
158. Short Arm
159. Single Serving Soup Dispenser
160. Skin Flute
161. Soldier
162. Spawn Hammer
163. Stick Shift
164. Sub
165. Surfboard
166. Tallywhacker
167. Tan Bannana
168. Tassle
169. Third Leg
170. Thumper
171. Thunderbird 3
172. Thundersword
173. Tinker
174. Todger (Australia, Uk)
175. Tonk
176. Tool
177. Trouser Snake
178. Tubesteak
179. Twig (& Berries)
180. Twinkie
181. Uncle Dick
182. Vein
183. Wand
184. Wang
185. Wang Doodle
186. Wanger
187. Wedding Tackle
188. Wee Wee
189. Whoopie Stick
190. Wick
191. Wiener
192. Wiener Schnitzel
193. Willy (Children'S Term)
194. Wing Dang Doodle
195. Winkie (Children'S Term)
196. Yingyang
197. Yogurt Gun
198. Sexcalibur (Sword of Legend)
199. Man Meat
200. Hotdogger
201. Dodonger
202. $5 Footlong

 

[Gary Gutful]

One-eyed yoghurt slinger was my favourite.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

They left out 'junket pumper'.

 

[Twizzle]

how good is golf ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gow and Daddo are on the money.

How good is it?

 

[Twizzle]

I haven't brought myself to watch his show yet

 

[Bazal]

Although tbh if I had a day with Louise Ransome I wouldn't be playing golf...

 

[Gary Gutful]

I haven't brought myself to watch his show yet

Much better than the old version with Brett Ogle. Never thought I'd ever warm to a Daddo but he is a good presenter.

 

[Twizzle]

she's a lollypop, needs to go eat a burger

 

[Gary Gutful]

she's a lollypop, needs to go eat a burger

Or a sausage.

 

[hybrideel]

Or a one-eyed yoghurt slinger. Although i think beaver basher was my favourite

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Although tbh if I had a day with Louise Ransome I wouldn't be playing golf...

You would get your 3 wood out?

 

[Gary Gutful]

With a seniors flex shaft?

 

[Bazal]

You would get your 3 wood out?

Honestly she's miles out of my league so I'd probably just make an idiot out of myself and flee the scene in shame....

 

[Gronk]

There was a gas explosion in Liverpool UK. Flattened us an understatement.

 

[Gronk]

Merkin thinks he's Jason Bourne. You're not cos JB never gets caught. You on the otherhand will get 10 years to work out how you f**ked it up.