Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

No, she is a mare.

A mare is not a horse?

 

[eels81236]

Yeah some horses are open minded and some are filthy homophobes in denial. Like Trevor.

Yes there is often no black or white with horses. Just like Chautauqua.

 

[eels81236]

A mare is not a horse?

Well, yes.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

A mare is not a horse?

Depends. A 'horse' is also a term used to describe a stallion older than 3 yrs. So if you look in a form guide it will say 'h', 'm', 'f' , 'g', 'c' for 'horse' 'mare, 'filly' 'gayhorse' or 'colt'.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Depends. A 'horse' is also a term used to describe a stallion older than 3 yrs. So if you look in a form guide it will say 'h', 'm', 'f' , 'g', 'c' for 'horse' 'mare, 'filly' 'gayhorse' or 'colt'.

Ah. Interestingly it looks like the gayhorses make up well over 10% of the thoroughbred population, at least the sporty ones.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

A mare is not a horse?

They're equal but different.

 

[eels81236]

They're equal but different.

Like split halves?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Ah. Interestingly it looks like the gayhorses make up well over 10% of the thoroughbred population, at least the sporty ones.

Yeh well i typed 'gelding' but obviously some homophobes have decided to autocorrect it to 'gayhorses'.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

homophobes

You mean merkins who sound the same but have different meanings?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You mean merkins who sound the same but have different meanings?

Yeh, like Kings of the Sea.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah some horses are open minded and some are filthy homophobes in denial. Like Trevor.

Time to turn him into Pal, pal.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why is this f**kstick staring at me while I am typing? F**k off you little shit.

 

[Pugzley]

So, what happens in Parrallel Dimension? Is there anyway I can have a look?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

So, what happens in Parrallel Dimension? Is there anyway I can have a look?

There's just more interesting threads. There's one where we discuss ancient Greek poetry, and currently there's a poll asking 'What's better, a horse or a dolphin?'

There's also a sub-sub-forum that you can access from within the Parallel Dimension, called the Perpendicular Dimension, where the real action is.

 

[strider]

So, what happens in Parrallel Dimension? Is there anyway I can have a look?

You need to bend the knee and swear allegance to the Eels and NSW

 

[Bandwagon]

...............ad swear you aren't one of Phantom Bart's alts.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How many times do I have to drunk commentate this?? Michaels and McIlroy pull off the iron Lotus, again, and no merkin says a word.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And she is not a whore.

 

[Gary Gutful]

How many times do I have to drunk commentate this??

73

 

[strider]

73

But thankfully that was the 73rd time and he wont need to do it again