Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Twizzle]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Dr Mittens is taking the gravity crisis very seriously. Here he is performing just one of his many experiments.

 

[Bazal]

Dr Mittens is taking the gravity crisis very seriously. Here he is performing just one of his many experiments.

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Dr Mittens is a bit of a dick tbh

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Dr Mittens is a bit of a dick tbh

Dr Mittens doesn't care what you think about him. For him the science is all-consuming. Except when he's peeing on the sofa.

 

[Bazal]

Mate real scientists don't pee on the furniture. Which is one of many reasons no one really takes Gary seriously anymore.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

To be fair, Gary was aiming for the floor.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Maybe he really was doing a gravity experiment, as he claimed.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Holy shit, Dr Mittens was right to be concerned.... it's already started!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Although it doesn't appear to be universal just yet...

 

[Bazal]

Although it doesn't appear to be universal just yet...

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Did somebody shrink that poor kid? I don't remember Jenga being that big

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Did somebody shrink that poor kid? I don't remember Jenga being that big

I'm not sure why Mittens upscaled it. He said something about there having to be "real consequences".... I'm thinking maybe it wasn't a pure gravity experiment. Or he really is a bit of a dick.

 

[Bazal]

Maybe it doubled as a concussion study? Two birds with one stone and all that

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Maybe it doubled as a concussion study? Two birds with one stone and all that

Could well be. Although repeating the experiment 50 times seemed a bit cruel.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Aussies in with a shot here against India? Not that I'll be awake.

 

[Bazal]

Aussies in with a shot here against India? Not that I'll be awake.

We should win.

So we'll probably lose by 150 runs. This is Australia after all

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Don't worry, bro. We got dis.



This 1MB max thing is a killer

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Oh, 2 for 9.... f**k

 

[Gronk]

Tony Abbott gets headbutted by an unknown merkin apparently described as a "burly tattooed man wearing Yes Badge". Quickly runs to 2GB, Andrew Bolt and Paul Murray.

I do not condone violence and if true, said burly tattooed merkin should be charged.

In the meantime, I'll wait with interest for this to be authenticated.

 

[Twizzle]

Bookface has plenty to say on this, so many people wanting to headbutt Abbott that people should take a number.

Of course the assumption is that its all about marriage equality yet the guy has not been caught yet but no doubt the media will just join the dots.

 

[Gronk]

Agree on there being a queue to thump Abbott. It could we be true that he his SSM comments has caused this. Then again he is the president of the coal club, is a mysoginist, thinks that indigenous folk live in remote areas as a lifestyle choice, wants to triple uni fees, wants to remove the dole for newly unemployed under 25s for 6 months etc etc etc.

Or, he is being a poltical strategist as he has form in doing extreme things to gain advantage. Ask Pauline Hanson and Peter Slipper what they think about him.