Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Hey it's the Bourne movie without Bourne. That Fight Club guy is gonna be laying down some pretty serious jargon.

The one with Hawkeye?

I don't get it. Why doesn't he just bow and arrow them all to death? Or call Thor and Iron Man for help? That'd really f**k 'em up

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

The one with Hawkeye?

I don't get it. Why doesn't he just bow and arrow them all to death? Or call Thor and Iron Man for help? That'd really f**k 'em up

Why would Hawkeye do that? He might be extremely sarcastic but he's a doctor ffs!

 

[Bazal]

Why would Hawkeye do that? He might be extremely sarcastic but he's a doctor ffs!

Didn't you know? The war changed him so much he became a bow and arrow toting member of the Avengers who will straight up murder bad guys. Probably because he has no super powers and feels quite a bit of subconscious inadequacy when he fights alongside the actual god of thunder.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Didn't you know? The war changed him so much he became a bow and arrow toting member of the Avengers who will straight up murder bad guys. Probably because he has no super powers and feels quite a bit of subconscious inadequacy when he fights alongside the actual god of thunder.

I didn't know that. It's Jeremy Renner is it? I saw him in one of those Mission Impossible movies but that's about it. And I don't blame him. Some merkins have it too easy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He's gonna viral off blues? Should be easy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Shit.... he's starting to become stupid. This doesn't bode well.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He should have a few beers. Then he will at least feel smarter.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It has to be the right thing to do. It's what I'd do.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Ready for any challenge

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They just called in the cyborg!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He survived! And now he'll never be stupid again!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

This Larx fellow is quite determined.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And people question if this was a Bourne movie? Did they or did they not play that Moby song at the end?

 

[84 Baby]

I find it suspicious you don't commentate on Sunrise IALB. I reckon your merkinism is related to your alcholism. So I guess it doesn't kick in until 10.30-11am

 

[Gronk]

Ok I get that you f**kers need somewhere to live and that's why you break into my house. I can tolerate it cos I'm a family man too.

But I draw the line now at you eating - no demolishing - my herb garden. F**k off you like parsley, mint, basil and coriander. You are just doing it to piss me off.

From tonight the herb garden will have the hottest arse tearing chilli powder sprinkled all over.

Merkins.

 

[strider]

How do you know the possums are eating them?

 

[Gronk]

How do you know the possums are eating them?

They leave their loser shit pellets everywhere.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I find it suspicious you don't commentate on Sunrise IALB. I reckon your merkinism is related to your alcholism. So I guess it doesn't kick in until 10.30-11am

Not true. I'm drunk now but I just can't stand those shows. And I gotta drive to work sometime.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They leave their loser shit pellets everywhere.

Maybe they're being framed.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Or is this something more like entrapment? You probably knew they couldn't resist those herbs and yet, did you put a net over them?