Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

Wonder where little hindy111 is? ... he usually pops on here after his lady friend falls asleep

 

[Bazal]

Wonder where little hindy111 is? ... he usually pops on here after his lady friend falls asleep

Maybe he's keeping her awake...if you know what I mean

 

[Gary Gutful]

She’s on the phone to her Mum?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I have no idea what you mean.

 

[Bazal]

She’s on the phone to her Mum?

You clearly do not know what I mean...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Phil Taylor through to the semi finals of the Darts World Championship. He retires after this event.

He is a massive wanker but I have tremendous respect for how good he has been over the last 30 years.

Playing darts at such a high level is not easy.

#NervesOfSteel

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Phil Taylor through to the semi finals of the Darts World Championship. He retires after this event.

He is a massive wanker but I have tremendous respect for how good he has been over the last 30 years.

Playing darts at such a high level is not easy.

#NervesOfSteel

Drunken Superman in a fat suit.

 

[Bazal]

Drunken Superman in a fat suit.

Yes?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Drunken Superman in a fat suit.

The only thing more impressive than his darts are his moobs.

Perfect amount of jiggle.

 

[Gronk]

Drunken Superman in a fat suit.

 

[strider]

How cold is it @Gronk ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Can you give the answer on a scale of how unimpressed @Twizzle will be?

 

[Gronk]

How cold is it @Gronk ?

F**cking cold.

Got down to "feels like" -21c with wind chill the other day.

Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge yesterday I blew my nose on a tissue. Not long after I grabbed it out on my coat pocket and the snot was frozen.

Warming up to day to -8c today and we're getting some snow.

Meeting my bro here in a few days. They are skiing in Canada somewhere. No point me bitching about cold. Whatever we have been going through, he would be getting x2.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

F**cking cold.

Got down to "feels like" -21c with wind chill the other day.

Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge yesterday I blew my nose on a tissue. Not long after I grabbed it out on my coat pocket and the snot was frozen.

Warming up to day to -8c today and we're getting some snow.

Meeting my bro here in a few days. They are skiing in Canada somewhere. No point me bitching about cold. Whatever we have been going through, he would be getting x2.

Don't you realise that the whole point of snow is to make you feel better about staying inside and getting plastered?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Don't you realise that the whole point of snow is to make you feel better about staying inside and getting plastered?

 

[Gronk]

Don't you realise that the whole point of snow is to make you feel better about staying inside and getting plastered?

Haha. Talking about getting on the piss. Met up with a mate and we hit a Manhattan whiskey bar. Two nights ago. Oh dear don't remember how I got home. The beauty of uber.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Haha. Talking about getting on the piss. Met up with a mate and we hit a Manhattan whiskey bar. Two nights ago. Oh dear don't remember how I got home. The beauty of uber.

I hope it wasn't a bikie bar frequented by NFL players.

 

[strider]

F**cking cold.

Got down to "feels like" -21c with wind chill the other day.

Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge yesterday I blew my nose on a tissue. Not long after I grabbed it out on my coat pocket and the snot was frozen.

Warming up to day to -8c today and we're getting some snow.

Meeting my bro here in a few days. They are skiing in Canada somewhere. No point me bitching about cold. Whatever we have been going through, he would be getting x2.

Yeah more detail than i had wanted tbh

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Wonder where little hindy111 is? ... he usually pops on here after his lady friend falls asleep

But first he roots her.

 

[strider]

But first he roots her.

He's MIA tonight ... must have splashed out and bought her a meal too - and scored two roots