Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Basil Brush]

So when I kick them out they won't go and sit on the roof with some cans like a drama queen?

Nah they are only paid for sex!!!

 

[Basil Brush]

Be careful IALB, he'll probably steal your side mirrors on his way out.

I won't steal his side mirrors (whatever they are) but i will probably steal his tv, his missus and his dog.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I won't steal his side mirrors (whatever they are) but i will probably steal his tv, his missus and his dog.

 

[Basil Brush]

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Is that where i am meant to do my makeup?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I won't steal his side mirrors (whatever they are) but i will probably steal his tv, his missus and his dog.

Seems fair

 

[Basil Brush]

Seems fair

Mate, i will leave your missus!!

Unless she is stunning.

Then i will leave your tv.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Just went to Taco Bell. Absolute Mexican dog f**k.

Zambrero is numero uno.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I won't steal his side mirrors (whatever they are)

This bloke had his side mirrors stolen:

 

[Gary Gutful]

Zambrero is numero uno.

Mad Mex is pretty good as well. Maybe not the best but probably numero two-o.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

This bloke had his side mirrors stolen:

He might have them in the glove box.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You mean this thing?

 

[Gary Gutful]

This guy seems pretty happy with his...

 

[strider]

I keep them in the glovebox now.

How did the stealth cameras go?

 

[strider]

I won't steal his side mirrors (whatever they are) but i will probably steal his tv, his missus and his dog.

Ffs mate, going too far

Never steal a man's dog

 

[Gronk]

If you’re fearing for your life why would you not adopt a military mindset?

As for its ability to ‘blow holes in people’, it’s only a 5.56mm round. Plenty of revolvers have a larger caliber. The reason assault rifles are suitable for self defence is the same reason they are suitable for murder - high rate of fire and effective range. This is why modern soldiers carry them in counterinsurgrncy operations - for self defence during ‘armed social work’. If you actually want to take out the enemy (assuming you can find them) you bring something much bigger than an assault rifle (referred to as ‘small arms’ despite soft urbanites being terrified of them). You bring heavy machine guns and rockets, preferably mounted on helicopters or fast air platforms.

Ok so who has had to use an AR15 really in a self defence scenario ?

I’ll wait.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How did the stealth cameras go?

No luck. Couldn't be bothered after a while.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Ok so who has had to use an AR15 really in a self defence scenario ?

I’ll wait.

I'm sure people with AR15s get attacked far less often than people without them. The best defence is a deterrent. Don't you know anything about counterinsurgency?

 

[Gronk]

I'm sure people with AR15s get attacked far less often than people without them. The best defence is a deterrent. Don't you know anything about counterinsurgency?

Do people with AR15s have “I have a big f**king gun sign ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The gun is the sign. They're quite prominent.

 

[Gronk]

The gun is the sign. They're quite prominent.

Oh please, they say that they need them in their home for self defence. So unless they have upset their drug dealer, then most occasions would be random break and enters or home invasions.

Remember this quote ?

Ok so who has had to use an AR15 really in a self defence scenario ?

I’ll wait.

I'm still waiting for you to come up with a bunch of links showing how owning an AR15 has saved lives.

BTW using the "it's in the hallway cupboard and I have never been attacked so it must work" line is piss weak. I could buy a crystal that warns off evil merkins too. Same spin.