Non Footy Chat Thread II

[84 Baby]

Look, I'm no scientician...

...but, I'm pretty sure that death does not cause your nose and ears to change shape.

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I’m not a scientist either, but I’m very close to one. They say yes they do. Rigor mortis causes strain around places like the nose and once that’s passed the easing of that strain, coupled with gravity and the rest of the body giving up, they’ll droop. Happens around the ear structure too, but she concedes those ears look different, but also points out that’s probably because they are left and right

 

[Noise]

I’m not a scientist either, but I’m very close to one. They say yes they do. Rigor mortis causes strain around places like the nose and once that’s passed the easing of that strain, coupled with gravity and the rest of the body giving up, they’ll droop. Happens around the ear structure too, but she concedes those ears look different, but also points out that’s probably because they are left and right

When you said "I'm not a scientist, but I'm very close to one" I originally thought you must have meant you were almost a scientist. Like a Big Bang Theory super fan or something

 

[84 Baby]

When you said "I'm not a scientist, but I'm very close to one" I originally thought you must have meant you were almost a scientist. Like a Big Bang Theory super fan or something

Well I am a boring nerd

 

[Snoochies]

Some dude on a stabbing rampage in Sydney CBD?
https://www.news.com.au/national/ns...d/news-story/0aac18728e8334f52d8bf88dd8a481f2

 

[Gronk]

Some dude on a stabbing rampage in Sydney CBD?
https://www.news.com.au/national/ns...d/news-story/0aac18728e8334f52d8bf88dd8a481f2

It's fine guys. Relax, I'm up near Martin Place.

 

[84 Baby]

Some dude on a stabbing rampage in Sydney CBD?
https://www.news.com.au/national/ns...d/news-story/0aac18728e8334f52d8bf88dd8a481f2

He then began screaming “Shoot me in the f*****g face.”

Giggle.
And he got taken down by a milk crate

 

[Snoochies]

Giggle.
And he got taken down by a milk crate

Seems appropriate, he is a COWard.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How dare 'e?!

 

[Incorrect]

Moove along... Nothing to see here....

 

[Noise]

It might not be as black and white as it seems.

 

[Incorrect]

Udder nonsense... This lunatic obviously has a beef with someone. Hopefully someone can steer him in the right direction...

 

[84 Baby]

It’ll be hilarious now if his name is reported as Angus

 

[Noise]

It’ll be hilarious now if his name is reported as Angus

Or if in the take down he injured his calf.

 

[Incorrect]

Looks like he'll be spending the night in a jail cell. Hope he's got a jumper otherwise he'll be friesian in there....

 

[Incorrect]

It’ll be hilarious now if his name is reported as Angus

Or Chuck

 

[Snoochies]

No doubt the media will milk this for all its worth

 

[Dibs]

I herd about this

 

[Noise]

Why isn't it being considered a terrorist attack? I call bull.

 

[strider]

Why isn't it being considered a terrorist attack? I call bull.

They seem to think an udder explanation

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

It’ll be hilarious now if his name is reported as Angus

That would only be the case if he had a menu from a particular Cockle Bay restaurant in his pocket and the cops were really dumb. Or if the Roosters have made a late change to their forward depth chart.