Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

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Gee and I always thought it was a masturbation machine.

 

[the phantom menace]

Husband suffers bizarre penis infection after dinner and ‘vigorous’ sex​

A man left doctors baffled after seemingly contracting food poisoning in his penis after eating rice and having “vigorous intercourse”.

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"Doctors at the American University of Beirut Medical Centre examined his scabbed penis, took a swab and ultimately put it down to Bacillus cereus, a bacterium found in soil, vegetation and contaminated food such as reheated rice and vegetables."

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"They suspect that he contaminated his penis with his vomit and diarrhoea after sex with his wife – “likely the source of the skin infection”.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/husband-suffers-bizarre-penis-infection-after-dinner-and-vigorous-sex/news-story/6dd79481ad4d10b898b84951dde19c9d

 

[Gary Gutful]

You cant help bad luck.

 

[Gronk]

I never have a problem with my scabbed penis.