Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

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Gee and I always thought it was a masturbation machine.

 

[the phantom menace]

Husband suffers bizarre penis infection after dinner and ‘vigorous’ sex​

A man left doctors baffled after seemingly contracting food poisoning in his penis after eating rice and having “vigorous intercourse”.

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"Doctors at the American University of Beirut Medical Centre examined his scabbed penis, took a swab and ultimately put it down to Bacillus cereus, a bacterium found in soil, vegetation and contaminated food such as reheated rice and vegetables."

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"They suspect that he contaminated his penis with his vomit and diarrhoea after sex with his wife – “likely the source of the skin infection”.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/husband-suffers-bizarre-penis-infection-after-dinner-and-vigorous-sex/news-story/6dd79481ad4d10b898b84951dde19c9d

 

[Gary Gutful]

You cant help bad luck.

 

[Gronk]

I never have a problem with my scabbed penis.

 

[hindy111]

I never have a problem with my scabbed penis.

My dick so Hot it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

 

[hindy111]

You cant help bad luck.

Effort was there. Front loaded

 

[hineyrulz]

Effort was there. Front loaded

All you need for 11 years and about 8 million.

 

[hineyrulz]

My dick so Hot it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

 

[Gronk]

My dick so Hot it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

Poor guy died of a cerebral haemorrhage after falling down his stairs. Do better.

 

[hineyrulz]

Poor guy died of a cerebral haemorrhage after falling down his stairs. Do better.

"Won't someone think of the scabbed penis" Thanks for your input Mrs Lovejoy.

 

[hindy111]

Poor guy died of a cerebral haemorrhage after falling down his stairs. Do better.

My dick like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

 

[Gronk]

My dick like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine

This is feeling like Trump defending his little hands.

 

[hindy111]

I don't fire blanks.

#confirmed

Ok I will edit the post. It is false information and this is serious business

 

[Suitman]

Popyrin (28) has defeated Djokovic (2) in the US Open.
Well done son.

 

[Gronk]

I saw Deb Spillane on Twitter going nuts when I was at the footy. Looked it up to see he was 2-1 , 3-2 in the 4th and thought that the Joker would catch him. Well, well.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Gronk]

IIRC he was also the narrator to one of the original (?) IMAX movies called Serengeti . Assume that was after Darth but before Lion King.

 

[hineyrulz]

Poor bugger must of watched the Acolyte.

RIP Darth.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

IIRC he was also the narrator to one of the original (?) IMAX movies called Serengeti . Assume that was after Darth but before Lion King.

He was supposed to star alongside Gene Wilder in Silver Streak but he chose to film Star Wars instead. So they gave his role to Richard Pryor. A real sliding doors moment.