NRL atrocity count

[El Diablo]

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have split up

zero days

 

[mozza91]

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have split up

zero days

Didn't even know that they were an item. I blame the NRL for not informing me. Still zero days.

 

[Brutus]

Rothfield appeared on our tv screens.

Zero days

 

[taipan]

Flufffield taken off our Tv screens.Sydney celebrates with fireworks, reminiscent of New Year's Eve.
Zero minus 1 day.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Nrl kicks off tonight.

Zero days.

 

[El Diablo]

Sydney summer smashes 157-year record

zero days

 

[Perth Red]

The off season didn't disappoint. Started with a bang with druggy barber and ended with a bang with simona. Throw in a semi and a Foran in the middle and I'd rate it a solid 7/10 on the nrl off season atrocity scale.

 

[El Diablo]

Perth Red posted

zero days

 

[El Diablo]

Man flees NSW hospital in handcuffs, Sydney Roosters jumper

zero days

 

[roofromoz]

A random media personality mentions AFL on either the Back Page or Offsiders and someone whinges about it on LU.

Zero days.

 

[El Diablo]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...l/news-story/bc29954ac703c9f0112525879680afc3

SPOTTED
MICHAEL Maguireand assistant coach David Furner at Bobby Tate’s Glasshouse Hotel in Maroubra enjoying a feast at the pub’s Backyard Italian restaurant.

SPOTTED II
WARREN ‘Wok’ Ryan walking the backstreets of Pagewood and Maroubra, avoiding the main drag since his political debate at the Pagewood Rex Hotel ended in biffo.

SPOTTED III
SOUTH Sydney veteran John Sutton riding his custom-made red and green Rabbitohs surfboard in a huge swell at Maroubra Beach. So huge that soccer boss David Gallop didn’t venture out.

SPOTTED IV
MARK Gasnier having the final touches put on his hair at Portfolio hairdressers in Mona Vale on Thursday before the NRL Fox launch.

and still on zero days

 

[Perth Red]

Ex nrl player done for trafficking wild animals. Zero days

 

[El Diablo]

Perth Red posted again

zero days

 

[applesauce]

Cartwright abortion payoff.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Some don't understand irony or sarcasm.

Zero days.

 

[Brutus]

Applesauce

Zero days

 

[mozza91]

I have to listen to the New Zealand commentators for the next 6 hours.
Zero days.

 

[El Diablo]

zero days

 

[El Diablo]

North Korea has fired four ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan

zero days

 

[Brutus]

Warren Ryan walking around the back streets of Maroubra is newsworthy according to Rothfield. Most likely completely made up just to have another dig at Wok.

His agenda against the Wok continues to this day.

Rothfield has never got over the time the Wok made a complete fool of him at a press conference many years ago.

Agenda, bitter.

Zero days.