NRL atrocity count

[Leigh Howlett]

Geelong fumbleball captain caught speeding with team mates in car, club is sponsored by the TAC!.

 

[Leigh Howlett]

RU player caught buying coke in France

zero days

James O'Connor

 

[El Diablo]

confusion over the MOTM award in the first test v India

zero days

 

[mozza91]

The sun is poking through my curtains making it hard for me to go back to sleep. Zero days.

 

[Brutus]

Mud buttons

Zero days

 

[mozza91]

Boyd Cordner's bum chin.

Zero days.

One of the darkest days in Rugby League history.

 

[BuffaloRules]

From today's "What's the Buzz" column...

Spotted....

Trent Barrett getting a bite to eat at the Marulan McDonalds on the Hume Highway on Friday at lunchtime...

0 Days...

 

[El Diablo]

NRL Killed Bill Paxton

zero days

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Adam Reynolds has appendicitis.

Another kick in the guts for the code.

Zero days.

 

[taipan]

A sausage dog owned by a high profile representative NRL player, caught cocking his leg against a newly installed ,freshly painted telegraph pole.
Said player did not have the common civic decency to sponge off any surplus fluid on pole.
Integrity unit notified ,NRL dog catcher and sniffer auditor ,will attend to the splatter this afternoon.

Player's long term NRL future now in doubt Integrity unit boss stated ,player is nothing but a mongrel.

 

[El Diablo]

the dog and player should be put down for such a heinous crime

 

[El Diablo]

Oscars stuff up when they announced La La Land as best picture winner and halfway through the acceptance speech they said the NRL had f**ked it up and the actual winner was Moonlight

zero days

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Climate happened today

00:00 <<<<<<<<<<<<<

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Banking customer complains they don't make left-handed ATMs.

Back to zero.

 

[El Diablo]

zero days

 

[no name]

Buzz's head was put on TV.

Minus 10000000000000

 

[El Diablo]

a Mexican man found a dead rat in his Coke bottle

the NRL is yet to comment

zero days

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Netballer carks it playing tip footy.

Zero days.

 

[Jatz Crackers]

David Attenborough films adult male lion take down defenceless, angelic, baby girl antelope.

Zero

 

[mongoose]

Man receives bacon and cheese zinger when they ordered bacon and cheese original recipe fillet burger.

Zero days