Night Three
The drunk was out and about that evening, cruisers tucked into his back pocket and a smile in his heart. Up ahead he saw a player who looked like he had plans for the evening, so he made a point of breaking them.
Together the two former NSW stars enjoyed a few cheeky cruisers on the roof.
Their revelry was sadly interrupted when a big man in a faded blue and white jersey took the troublemaker's head off with a swinging arm.
Cliffhanger is dead. She was Todd Carney, NRL Aligned Talented f**k-Up
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While he was busy being exposed to a brutal murder, the formerly talented veteran was also visited by another former NSW team-mate. He was also robbed. It was a tough night.
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Invigorated by a barnstorming run from a flying winger, the big Kiwi went out to do his grisly work.
His first port of call was to be the target of the previous day's lynch, but for the life of him he couldn't find the elusive freak.
He did, however, find the host of the party the previous night. He came in with a cocked fist ready to deal out kingly justice, but somehow missed and struck another guy in a 49ers jersey instead.
Colin Kaepernick is dead. He was Colin Kaepernick, NFL Aligned Quarterback
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The man looking for a hug wasn't able to get any love that night either, but this time it was because somebody put a hit on him and knocked him on his slightly overweight ass.
