Night Five
The hard man with a hard-on for bloody murder was at home tonight enjoying the Bulldogs' win over the Broncos when somebody burst into his apartment.
He recognised another hard merkin immediately, but there was precious little he could do as the guy raced across and hit him in the back of the head with a schooner.
Steve Price is made of sterner stuff than that though, and got to his feet with a bit of brain showing and a few missing teeth.
SGLC is not dead. He is Steve Price, ??? Aligned Hard Man
------------
The thieving son of a gun was at it again that night and, once again, he had his buck-toothed guardian angel watching over him.
Said angel found himself the target of somebody with murderous intent that evening, but the flying Fijian winger had other things in mind. With characteristic explosive pace, he helped the man in maroon escape what could have been a grim death.
mickyj is not dead. He is Steve Menzies, ??? Aligned Nice Guy
--------
A sad man had his night improved by two visits - one with Vodka cruisers and one with a creepy goanna war dance.
Neither had a great deal of effect on his mood, but at least he wasn't alone.
It is now day