NRL Nines - Everything you need to know

[Noise]

Us, NQ, GC, Sharks went serious the rest not so much

Eels went pretty serious too.

 

[Perth Red]

Wtf is the "world 9s for non NRL players"?? Gus Gould is in Samoa today launching this...

its an amateur nines international competition. Actually a great idea if we want to build to being an Olympic sport one day. Gives the Australian affiliated states players a great opportunity to represent their country as well.

 

[MilkShark]

Why put the nines on valentines day?

 

[Dave's mate]

Why put the nines on valentines day?

Western Australian women are moist as for rugby league

 

[siv]

What special rules do we have this year

Beyond the 5pt bonus try

 

[MilkShark]

Western Australian women are moist as for rugby league

But my mrs isn't Western Australian, so no nines for me

 

[Perth Red]

Why put the nines on valentines day?

because the nrl are dumb and dont give a sht about fans attending games?
Me “love how about we do something different this Valentine’s Day”
Wife “sounds good what you thinking”
Me “NRL nines”
Wife - looks daggers at me
Me “I was only kidding, I’ve already booked your fave restaurant” sigh

 

[adamkungl]

For valentines day me and the missus are going to dads place to watch footy and listen to my brothers put shit on each other all night

If you're not watching the 9s thats on you tbh

 

[Vic Mackey]

For valentines day me and the missus are going to dads place to watch footy and listen to my brothers put shit on each other all night

If you're not watching the 9s thats on you tbh

Not taking your gf/wife out on Valentines Day isn’t normal, I suggest you seek help

 

[adamkungl]

Not taking your gf/wife out on Valentines Day isn’t normal, I suggest you seek help

Taking her out to dads place for some home made schnittys and footy is the peak of romance.

 

[Dragons154]

because the nrl are dumb and dont give a sht about fans attending games?
Me “love how about we do something different this Valentine’s Day”
Wife “sounds good what you thinking”
Me “NRL nines”
Wife - looks daggers at me
Me “I was only kidding, I’ve already booked your fave restaurant” sigh

You need to stop being a pussy I reckon.

 

[MilkShark]

Me “I was only kidding, I’ve already booked your fave restaurant” sigh

Well you're one step ahead of me, I only figured out it was valentines days yesterday haha

 

[myrrh ken]

Why put the nines on valentines day?

Cos NRL are improving the game's relationship with women.

Remember how they put Magic Round last year on Mother's day.

 

[jargan83]

My fiance is coming with me to the 9's on both days.

 

[myrrh ken]

My fiance is coming with me to the 9's on both days.

Wait and see what happens when you're married

 

[MilkShark]

My fiance is coming with me to the 9's on both days.

''fiance'', thats why

 

[Dave's mate]

My fiance is coming with me to the 9's on both days.

Alpha male right here

 

[jargan83]

Wait and see what happens when you're married

We're both sports fans and we both think Valentines Day is sham Hallmark invention.

 

[Blues Riff]

You've got all day for heart shaped cheesecake, shoe shopping and a flower show. It doesn't start 'til 7pm.

 

[myrrh ken]

We're both sports fans and we both think Valentines Day is sham Hallmark invention.

Good one mate - sounds like a keeper.
I asked my wife yesterday if we were exchanging gifts. She just laughed.
Which was kind of cool but also a bit disturbing at the same time.