If I was to get a story from last night's show it'd be this.
Media personality's shocking revelation
Paul merkin Tue 27th July
Yvonne Sampson drops bombshell on NRL360 that being married to a Dragons fan is "torture".
The Dragons who are 8th place on the ladder slumped to yet another loss against the Titans, forcing their fans into straining relationships with their loved ones. This is the latest scandal caused by the Dragons after the Anzac Day headhunt on the most celebrated player in the game, the disturbing Magic Round concussion on the most exciting form player of the NRL, several suspensions on the "Fijian cannon" for repeated shoulder charges and the disgraceful gathering of 13 players for BBQgate.
After their latest loss, wild rumours circulated from fans on social media about the playing group "having aids" and "sucking more than (retired homosexual porn star) Jeff Stryker".
A leading psychiatrist who chooses to remain anonymous through fear of retribution was asked for insight into these latest rumours. "I don't know why they'd (dragons fans) be like this. They're still in the top 8. They made the finals in 2011, 2015, 2018 and even won a premiership in 2010."
"My advice for Dragons fans would be to get on the Melbourne Storm bandwagon and enjoy what's left of the season."
The Melbourne Storm face the Penrith Panthers in a mouthwatering top of the table clash this Saturday at 7:30pm live and exclusive on Fox league and Kayo.