odd tans

[weasel]

I have an odd tan on part of my right leg above the knee, which I got at the cricket after missing a patch when applying sunscreen. For a while it was quite noticeable, but it's faded now and looks like a mega weird birthmark

That sounds weird. But not mega weird.

 

[Anonymous]

I constantly get trucker's arm because I have my arm resting on the car door when I drive so one arm is darker than the other.

Haha yes, I've got cronic trucker arm 8)

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Is that what they're calling wankers cramp these days.

 

[That Guy]

My mate burnt his beans once. He was doing roofing or something and the sun reflected up his shorts. Poor bastard. I cannot confirm whether the frank was burnt or not.

I didnt bother asking him whether it tanned or not.

 

[socksie]

imagine if he got so burnt he started peeling

he'd have underwear dandruff

 

[Alba]

i wear lil boardies when i go to the beach and i fell asleep in the sun hungover and now i have the shorts mark and the bow tie mark from my bikini top!

 

[legallyblonde]

i have lots of tan lines...bikini top, boardies, pluggers, but the most annoying is my shell necklace tan, when i take it off i have 3 little star shaped white patches.