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I would like for people to add to this.
Id just like to state,
That this ode is a work in progress,
Much like our beloved city rail,
The finished version may never arrive.
Many additions will be made to this,
And some alterations need to be made too,
Also, its meant to be a poem that doesnt rhyme,
To resemble cityrails transport that doesnt transport,
Just because our trains have doors,
Doesnt mean that they open.
Just because the trains have drivers,
Doesnt mean that they can drive.
Just because we use the word comfort,
Doesnt mean that we provide it.
Just because we use train tracks,
Doesnt mean the trains stay on them.
Express means less stops at stations,
And more stops between them.
Limited stops means all stations,
Except for the one everyone uses.
The part of your anatomy that produces waste,
Is allowed to rest upon the seats,
But try and put your feet on the seats,
And well have to fine you.
Drivers speak their own language,
Kogarah locals cant even understand them.
Drivers manage to ensure your safety though,
By driving slower than ever before.
Our stations are designed to annoy,
As well as become easily over crowded.
Our stations also smell like urine,
Even though their toilets are always closed.
Trackwork is performed on the busiest days,
And on the lines most commonly used.
Trackwork is done at the busiest time of the day,
And the only alternative is the *gulp* bus.
At City Rail, on time means,
Your train is delayed once.
At City Rail, we have ticket inspectors,
Who look like extras from Prisoner
When you are running late,
City Rail ensures it will help,
By providing you with the most inefficient,
And time consuming service possible.
Occassionally our trains run on schedule,
This problem is always quickly rectified.
We ensure early trains wait at stations,
Until they are running late again.
We also provide a new service,
Which we know you commuters love,
We delay your train a few times,
Then cancel it after you waited an hour.
When your train is cancelled,
We do deliver a service eventually,
Hundreds of people are happy to see their train,
Then they realise we only have half as many cars.
However, aside from all this,
We like to prove we have fun,
By showing a sense of humour,
We call our overpriced tickets fares
Id just like to state,
That this ode is a work in progress,
Much like our beloved city rail,
The finished version may never arrive.
Many additions will be made to this,
And some alterations need to be made too,
Also, its meant to be a poem that doesnt rhyme,
To resemble cityrails transport that doesnt transport,
Just because our trains have doors,
Doesnt mean that they open.
Just because the trains have drivers,
Doesnt mean that they can drive.
Just because we use the word comfort,
Doesnt mean that we provide it.
Just because we use train tracks,
Doesnt mean the trains stay on them.
Express means less stops at stations,
And more stops between them.
Limited stops means all stations,
Except for the one everyone uses.
The part of your anatomy that produces waste,
Is allowed to rest upon the seats,
But try and put your feet on the seats,
And well have to fine you.
Drivers speak their own language,
Kogarah locals cant even understand them.
Drivers manage to ensure your safety though,
By driving slower than ever before.
Our stations are designed to annoy,
As well as become easily over crowded.
Our stations also smell like urine,
Even though their toilets are always closed.
Trackwork is performed on the busiest days,
And on the lines most commonly used.
Trackwork is done at the busiest time of the day,
And the only alternative is the *gulp* bus.
At City Rail, on time means,
Your train is delayed once.
At City Rail, we have ticket inspectors,
Who look like extras from Prisoner
When you are running late,
City Rail ensures it will help,
By providing you with the most inefficient,
And time consuming service possible.
Occassionally our trains run on schedule,
This problem is always quickly rectified.
We ensure early trains wait at stations,
Until they are running late again.
We also provide a new service,
Which we know you commuters love,
We delay your train a few times,
Then cancel it after you waited an hour.
When your train is cancelled,
We do deliver a service eventually,
Hundreds of people are happy to see their train,
Then they realise we only have half as many cars.
However, aside from all this,
We like to prove we have fun,
By showing a sense of humour,
We call our overpriced tickets fares
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