Official 2025 Predictions Thread

[bad boy bubby]

It's time,
time to put some balls on the line for 2025

Cronulla
Where will the Sharks finish - 6th.
Player of the year - AFB
Bold prediction 1 - Hazo to remain in Sharks colours for at least next year
Bold prediction 2 - Tuks to play at least 15 games in firsts
Bold prediction 3 - Nicho to be back in the top 3 for Dally M

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Rooters to miss the 8
Bold prediction 2 - Wests for 9th
Bold prediction 3 - Manly to get in the top 4
Bold prediction 4 - Raiders for spoon
Bold prediction 5 - Storm to be Minor Premiers

 

[roboshark]

Cronulla
Where will the Sharks finish - 3rd reg season and Prelim
Player of the year - Briton
Bold prediction 1 - WK to be at jets after first 3rd of comp
Bold prediction 2 - Toby or BHU to be released this year
Bold prediction 3 - AFB to be in top 3 tryscorers

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Rooters to miss the 8
Bold prediction 2 - Luai to ask for a release at end of 2025
Bold prediction 3 - Titans or Dolphins to make the 5
Bold prediction 4 - South's for spoon
Bold prediction 5 - Ashley Klein to be involved in love triangle with Chris Butler

 

[Stake Removed]

Cronulla
Where will the Sharks finish - 2nd reg season and Prelim
Player of the year - AFB
Bold prediction 1 - Toby to medically retire
Bold prediction 2 - Pollard makes FG debut
Bold prediction 3 - Stonestreet scores a hatrick twice

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Roosters make play for Fitz to replace Trent in 2026
Bold prediction 2 - Daley causes NSW to lose 3-0
Bold prediction 3 - Reece Walsh plays without eyeliner or nail polish
Bold prediction 4 - Bulldogs fail to make the 8
Bold prediction 5 - Benji and Richo gone at Tigers by end of season

Jets home crowd average 8972

 

[Frenzy.]

Cronulla
Where will the Sharks finish - 2nd reg season and Prelim
Player of the year - AFB
Bold prediction 1 - Toby to medically retire
Bold prediction 2 - Pollard makes FG debut
Bold prediction 3 - Stonestreet scores a hatrick twice

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Roosters make play for Fitz to replace Trent in 2026
Bold prediction 2 - Daley causes NSW to lose 3-0
Bold prediction 3 - Reece Walsh plays without eyeliner or nail polish
Bold prediction 4 - Bulldogs fail to make the 8
Bold prediction 5 - Benji and Richo gone at Tigers by end of season

Jets home crowd average 8972

He'll still have his falsies though.

 

[Get_Sharked]

Dunno about bold predictions but we’ll come second in the reg season and win the whole farkin thing from there. Anything less is a fail mark for this squad.

Hazelton will sign a one year extension.
Hamlin-Uele will do good playing off the bench.
The deadshit who screams abuse at Nicho in the Monty Porter stand will still scream abuse for a few rounds until Nicho’s form forces him to shut the f**k up.
Fitzy will learn from the end of Moyza’s tenure and won’t give Kennedy as much time to prove himself. Hopefully Kennedy responds because I don’t see my first prediction coming true with a rookie fullback.

Benji won’t cut it as coach and there’ll be talk of an ex-Panthers clique stirring shit up in the background.
Broncos will be the big underachievers compared to everyone’s expectations — bottom half of the eight.
Titans will be the best of the Queensland clubs.

 

[sladden road]

The mighties.
2nd reg season.
Make the gf.
Player of the year -tinker
Prediction 1. Ronnie 24 tries
Prediction 2. Hazo to stay.
3. ISON to finish the year as full back.

Rest of the league .

Chooks to finish 6th.
Dragons to finish 10th.
Titans make the 8.
Newie for the spoon.
Sladds to go bananas at magic round and take too many eveythings.
All welcome to join.
Upup.

 

[2012....Sharks Year]

Sharks minor premiers
Beat Manly in golden point in the GF to finally get some redemption for the 70’s
Nicho wins Dally M again
AFB top 4 Dally M
Tits… Donks and Manly big improvers
Chad to add a new item to his Roosters clothing range after he helps them to a wooden spoon.
Flanno Jnr to win his second consecutive coaches encouragement award at the Dargons but refuses to share his cheeseburger with any merkin.
Penrith to miss top 4 but make top 8
AFB scores his first treble against the Stains
Stoney leading try scorer with 22
Dorrel to get smashed after we beat the Pennies and splash out another 10mil to Dino.
Ricky to lose his shit repeatedly.

 

[2012....Sharks Year]

Cronulla
Where will the Sharks finish - 3rd reg season and Prelim
Player of the year - Briton
Bold prediction 1 - WK to be at jets after first 3rd of comp
Bold prediction 2 - Toby or BHU to be released this year
Bold prediction 3 - AFB to be in top 3 tryscorers

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Rooters to miss the 8
Bold prediction 2 - Luai to ask for a release at end of 2025
Bold prediction 3 - Titans or Dolphins to make the 5
Bold prediction 4 - South's for spoon
Bold prediction 5 - Ashley Klein to be involved in love triangle with Chris Butler

Lols at prediction 5

 

[Stake Removed]

Buzz to steal one of our bold predictions and make it his own.
That is a certain

 

[bluefox68]

Sharks finish - minor premiers & win GF
Player of the year - AFB
Bold prediction 1 - BHU to FINALLY play to his potential
Bold prediction 2 - Ison to play 10+ games
Bold prediction 3 - Fitzy gets Coach of the Year

NRL
Bold prediction 1 - Roosters controversially chosen to go to Vegas in 2026
Bold prediction 2 - Seibold sacked after Manly miss the 8
Bold prediction 3 - NSW lose 0-3 after Daley selects 4 Raiders in the side
Bold prediction 4 - Bennett retires after health concerns cause him to be unable to coach the final 4 games
Bold prediction 5 - Western Bears unveiled as the next expansion team

 

[Ozzi_78]

Sharks 10th

 

[bluefox68]

Sharks 10th

Debbie Downer

 

[bad boy bubby]

Debbie Downer

Nah, Oz is right.
All of us hooplahing over where we'll finish. Bad juju for us.
I'm changing mine..

 

[shadowboxer]

Who ever started this thread should be ashamed - predictions of hope and glory… go hang your head in shame and drink a 6 pack of an inner west pale ale from the inner west pale ale trail.