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Official Preview of sharks players :-)

TheParraboy

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Warning: DO NOT READ FOLLOWING if you DONT have a sense of humour.




1. David Peachey - Dykes kicking game will blender him into pulp free fruit juice. If Daniel Wagon can get within earshot and say "boo" to him a couple of times watch him violet crumble :lol:

2 David Simmons - Any truth to the rumour he is related to Gene ? If so, Eric Jnr might have to give him a guitar lesson as well ;-)

3 Nigel Vagana - Ahhh good ole Nigel, the saviour. The saviour of what Im not so sure, doesnt look no where near as good as ET both in the looks or ability department. I wonder if he will as per usual take an hour or two to get that little fringe going on his forehead as part of his pre match ritual :p .

4 Phil Bailey - Well what a player cronulla has here, Can play anywhere anytime anyway anyhow. Pity we are talking about his nocternal activities :lol:

5 Matt Rieck - The Rieckster, Has pace to burn they reckon, the fastest we will see of him on saturday is when he runs onto the field , dont miss that girls ;-)

6 Mat Hilder - Good ole waltzing, I hear he camps by a billabong and plays like a dillagong :D

7 Brett Kimmorley - Will be fired up after missing out on test selection. This game will prove the test selectors were 200% correct :shock:

8 Jason Stevens - I hear him and Trent are dating again. Not that theres anything wrong with that ;-)

9 Pat Gibson - I hear his only reason for playing rugby league is when he found out there were hookers in the side :shock:

10 Danny Nutley - Has recently signed a lucrative deal with Nutella, Ian schubert you taking note :D

11 Paul Gallen - his middle name is "by the". I hear one of his sponsors is Shell .....or is it BP :?

12 Andrew Lomu - The former rooster is enjoyng an easier and less intense time at the sharks. Was looking for greener pastures but is swimming with the sharks :roll:

13 Daniel Dumas - Now is there any truth to the rumour his surname actually has to have a hythen (-) in between the "m" and the "u". :oops:
 

Hurriflatch

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There might be one small advantage of Stevens being in the team

Hindmarsh might finally get his shorts pulled up :D
 

The Colonel

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A witty Sharks fan would be harder to find than a Tasmanian Tiger....... everyone thinks they exist but no-one has actually seen one! ;-)
 
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Hurriflatch said:
There might be one small advantage of Stevens being in the team

Hindmarsh might finally get his shorts pulled up :D

Parraboy's effort was alright but that wins it, Hurriflatch! :lol:
 

carinashark

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Actually your teams a good side , but its ur coach thats the perpetual looser! Get a new coach and loose Dykes and u can win a premiership again. As for us we have given up the idea of winning a premiership!
Carinashark
 

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