I think you need to wank more, bumping old threads is a shit hobby
Well played sirWhat do you think I wank to? Bumping threads gets my freak juice flowing.
Abracadabra!
Intriguing question.
1. iPad with signal and solar charger
2. Tent
3. Roofies
For the girl, I'd take AJ Lee of the WWE. She's a geeky gamer type, so I might get over on personality. But if I don't, item #3 ought to do the trick.
Machete
Lighter
Cast iron pot.
Scarlett Johanssen.
Maryse Oulette > AJ Lee
God The Miz is a lucky bastard!