OT- 10K posts and an Announcment

[carcharias]

Now your f**ked.

 

[Card Shark]

Hello Fellow Sharks freaks!!!

Can i just take this opportunity to announce on my 10,000th post (yes how sad) that im going to be a DAD!!!

Thats right Me and Mrs Aus are expecting our first child in November this year. And NO this isnt the result of the trial win over Manly :lol:
!

Bullshit, it definitely would've been the day.

The way you conveyed that encounter after the Manly trial, you couldve blown a hole in a brick wall, let alone a tiny egg shell.

Well done mate.

 

[spider]

Haha @ carch.

Welcome to constant whinging, questioning everything that is done, feeling like its an uphill battle, and wait till the kid comes along...

On a serious note - get a second job or run away.

No really, congrats and enjoy the good times ahead

I'm smiling whilst I wrote that aus.

 

[coolumsharkie]

The best and worst thing you could ever do, all rolled into one. My little angel is now approaching teenagehood, two years ago I was a king. Now I am just one of her highness's loyal subjects.

Aah well, that's what it is. All good

 

[Feej]

two years ago I was a king. Now I am just one of her highness's loyal subjects.

Sounds like me and my 18yo...

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Hello Fellow Sharks freaks!!!

Can i just take this opportunity to announce on my 10,000th post (yes how sad) that im going to be a DAD!!!

Thats right Me and Mrs Aus are expecting our first child in November this year. And NO this isnt the result of the trial win over Manly :lol:

Cant wait to add another one to the next generation of Sharks fans.

Up Up Cronulla!!!

Congratulations Aus!

Looks like two big celebrations for you towards the end of the year.

Oh and anyone else approaching 10,000 posts now know's what's in store for them too!

 

[Quigs]

Life really doesn't come good until your kids grow up and piss off. While they are lit'luns it's all fun and games. Then they grow up real quick and you and the good lady become stupid ignorant dumb and are nothing more then a money pit to support your know all childrens future.

When they think they are smart enough they fly the coup and you realise the world of Freedom and Joy. Then you get the call. Its Grandparent time. Its magic. You get all the benefits and you can hand them back.

As the grandkids grow old and become smart arse know all brats like their parents were to you you understand the meaning of karma.... the inner glow and smirk is a wonderful joyous feeling.

Then you look down at your loyal dogs sitting their wagging their tails and begging for a walkies or a play with a stick or a ball. You know if they do the wrong thing by you you can lay the slipper in and the next minute they are back wagging that tail of theirs and still showing loyalty and love. It is then that the realisation sets in.

You should of just had dogs.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Good on ya matey. Great times ahead for both of you.

 

[snoozer]

well done aus.

just to keep it in perspective...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqtcb66Yeyo

 

[Ausguy]

Thanks for all the congrats etc... as for the warnings its all good im a pretty laid back bloke (hahaha)

anyway quigsy ive got the 2 black labs already, dumb as a hammer but loyal till the cows come home

 

[Special K]

Congrats on the news mate. Make sure you keep small children away whilst sharks games are on unless you want their first word to be the f Bomb.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

Good work mate
Congratulations.

 

[tom of poland]

Congratulations and welcome to the club.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Keep the baby on the breast milk for as long as possible. It means you don't have to get up at feed time.

But you must discourage those expressed milk things. Fresh is best.

 

[Frenzy.]

Make sure you get one of these for the sprog Aus

 

[Ausguy]

ha ha... fugg the sprog il get one for meself.

 

[carcharias]

have fun.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

f**k you Carch I'm eating a meat pie for lunch as I read through this thread and I come across that image.

 

[Quigs]

I just hope the poor kid has his mothers good looks and brains. You wouldn't want the little tyke to go through life and the school of hard knocks that Aus obviously has had.

Getting beaten up daily at school, having your lunch money lifted, always being the last one picked in a team, ..... you get my drift.

Chics laughing at your inadequateness

Getting knockbacks from Facebook Friend confirmations.

 

[Ausguy]

I just hope the poor kid has his mothers good looks and brains. You wouldn't want the little tyke to go through life and the school of hard knocks that Aus obviously has had.

Getting beaten up daily at school, having your lunch money lifted, always being the last one picked in a team, ..... you get my drift.

Chics laughing at your inadequateness

two write quigs