OT: 2016 Rio Olympics

[84 Baby]

Now we're pinning all our hopes on the basketballers. Women ain't going to beat US ever & looks like men will get Spain in quarters.
All we need now is a freak hailstorm to wreck our sailors.
I blame Kitty Chiller. Who has a f**king name like that anyway

 

[eels81236]

Now we're pinning all our hopes on the basketballers. Women ain't going to beat US ever & looks like men will get Spain in quarters.
All we need now is a freak hailstorm to wreck our sailors.
I blame Kitty Chiller. Who has a f**king name like that anyway

She is a cool cat.

 

[84 Baby]

She is a cool cat.

Wherever you are right now, please take a look around. If there is a door, please walk through it, close it behind you and don't come back

 

[Incorrect]

She is a cool cat.

Sour puss more like it...

 

[Dibs]

2 hours to go, mincers.

The 'How Fast is The Merkin Going to Go?' Challenge

Kornstar 9.11
Parra-Matters 9.62
Ash411 9.68
Wicked Witch of the West 9.71
Gary Gutful 9.73
Strider 9.74
Hybrideel 9.77
Hineyrulz 9.79
Gronk 9.81
Happy MEel 9.82
Phantom eel 9.83
Dibs 9.84
84 Baby 9.88
Chipmunk 9.90
Noise False Start DQ

F*ck him he ran my time in the semi

Scratch that it said 9.84 at the finish now says 9.86

 

[Gronk]

2 hours to go, mincers.

The 'How Fast is The Merkin Going to Go?' Challenge

Kornstar 9.11
Parra-Matters 9.62
Ash411 9.68
Wicked Witch of the West 9.71
Gary Gutful 9.73
Strider 9.74
Hybrideel 9.77
Hineyrulz 9.79
Gronk 9.81
Happy MEel 9.82
Phantom eel 9.83
Dibs 9.84
84 Baby 9.88
Chipmunk 9.90
Noise False Start DQ

9:86 in the semi in a canter.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lucky Shirvo isn't competing.

 

[Gronk]

Or the bald headed indian merkin

 

[Gary Gutful]

Whatever Bolt does I hope he doesn't slow down in the final. I want to see him go as fast as he can.

 

[strider]

Whatever Bolt does I hope he doesn't slow down in the final. I want to see him go as fast as he can.

lazy merkin

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

9.77

 

[Happy MEel]

Gronk got it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nice one Gronk. You don't win anything but good job nonetheless.

 

[strider]

gronk wins smartest merkin in merkinsville

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

Merkin still slowed down in the last 10m.

Drug cheat merkin came 2nd.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It was a stupid game anyway.

 

[Gary Gutful]

F**ken slowing down merkin. He should give it some herbs.

 

[strider]

It was a stupid game anyway.

yeah but we have to make some allowances for gary .... gotta keep him entertained

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

F**ken slowing down merkin. He should give it some herbs.

What a prick. You reckon he'd have gone 0.04s quicker if he put some effort in?