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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says: ''This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you.''
''But wait,'' the man says. ''If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!''
''Really? Great! Show me.''
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
''Well,'' the interviewer says, ''that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country.''
''Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man.''
''Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?''
''Oh, that,'' he sighs. ''Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?''
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/socie...for-another-20120714-222o6.html#ixzz20elJc6QQ
The interviewer looks over his papers and says: ''This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you.''
''But wait,'' the man says. ''If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!''
''Really? Great! Show me.''
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
''Well,'' the interviewer says, ''that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country.''
''Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man.''
''Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?''
''Oh, that,'' he sighs. ''Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?''
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/socie...for-another-20120714-222o6.html#ixzz20elJc6QQ
