OT-Cricket 2015/2016

[Kornstar]

Good start

 

[hineyrulz]

Good start

Strangled down the leg side, bit unlucky but gee whiz our batting is so average.

 

[Incorrect]

Warner gone now too.... 2 for 5....

That's it, I'm going to put a stop to this. Every time I've refreshed the page today to update the score, wickets have fallen, first it was the Kiwi innings (which I didn't mind so much), but now it's happening with the Aussie's.... So I'm just going to close the page now and not check till after stumps when I expect Australia will be 2 for 100 or so..... you can all thank me later!

 

[Incorrect]

Warner gone now too.... 2 for 5....

That's it, I'm going to put a stop to this. Every time I've refreshed the page today to update the score, wickets have fallen, first it was the Kiwi innings (which I didn't mind so much), but now it's happening with the Aussie's.... So I'm just going to close the page now and not check till after stumps when I expect Australia will be 2 for 100 or so..... you can all thank me later!

It worked!!! Or just about, 3 down at stumps, only 30-odd behind!

Just seeing footage of the days play now. How did they know where the pitch was? It looked as green as the rest of the field!

 

[Twizzle]

Oozie with another ton

go you good thing

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

10 more runs without losing his wicket and Voges averages 100 in test cricket (over 19 innings).

EDIT:
Batsmen Mat Runs HS Ave
Adam Voges (rhb) 14 1200 269* 100.00

 

[Ring Gids]

10 more runs without losing his wicket and Voges averages 100 in test cricket (over 19 innings).

EDIT:
Batsmen Mat Runs HS Ave
Adam Voges (rhb) 14 1200 269* 100.00

Not bad for an old plodder.

 

[Twizzle]

Dom Voges, our new cricketing godfather.

Eats Kiwis for breakfast.

 

[hineyrulz]

Why didn't they pick Don Voges earlier???

 

[oldmancraigy]

Why didn't they pick Don Voges earlier???

Because he had the NERVE to get married.
Didn't he refuse to change his wedding date (that he had set ages in advance) which coincided with a one dayer or something like that?

Got punted for 2 years as a result.


He needs to bat once more to become eligible for the 'top averages of all time' list. If he only plays another 5-10 tests, he may well go down as the number 2 batsman in history*...




*as long as the umps keep calling fake no-balls when he gets clean bowled

 

[hineyrulz]

Because he had the NERVE to get married.
Didn't he refuse to change his wedding date (that he had set ages in advance) which coincided with a one dayer or something like that?

Got punted for 2 years as a result.


He needs to bat once more to become eligible for the 'top averages of all time' list. If he only plays another 5-10 tests, he may well go down as the number 2 batsman in history*...




*as long as the umps keep calling fake no-balls when he gets clean bowled

Yeah he got married instead of a one day tour and it got him punted from the ODI side which he did well for.

 

[Ring Gids]

Yeah he got married instead of a one day tour and it got him punted from the ODI side which he did well for.

And so it should have. A boys cricket tour is no place for a married man. The team will start the bonding session drinking schooies of New, and the next thing you know it's old married man Voges's shout, and he comes back with shandys or Kahlua and milks.

 

[hineyrulz]

And so it should have. A boys cricket tour is no place for a married man. The team will start the bonding session drinking schooies of New, and the next thing you know it's old married man Voges's shout, and he comes back with shandys or Kahlua and milks.

Im sure they would have been a problem with Pims drinkers like Shittle and Watson.

 

[TheParraboy]

Siddle out of the next test

Has he played his last test?

Pattinson back now, Starc will be fit by the time our next tests roll around later in the year
Cummins could be back?

 

[hineyrulz]

Siddle out of the next test

Has he played his last test?

Pattinson back now, Starc will be fit by the time our next tests roll around later in the year
Cummins could be back?

Hope so, Siddle the magnificent is done PB.

Did well to get to his 200th.

 

[Gary Gutful]

And so it should have. A boys cricket tour is no place for a married man. The team will start the bonding session drinking schooies of New, and the next thing you know it's old married man Voges's shout, and he comes back with shandys or Kahlua and milks.

It depends who you marry. My Mrs drinks more beer than most woofery blokes.

 

[Twizzle]

Our attack looks much better with Patto

Love to see Haze, Starc and Patto in the same team, that's a bowling line up.

 

[Bigfella]

Lol.

Do you think people might think you are in the team if you refer to them by nicknames like that?

 

[emjaycee]

Lol.

Do you think people might think you are in the team if you refer to them by nicknames like that?

Long but true story, someone recently thought I was part of the Aus. Cricket Team (not as a player but on the team staff).








I never corrected them.

 

[Twizzle]

Lol.

Do you think people might think you are in the team if you refer to them by nicknames like that?

Yeah, happens to me all the time, women go crazy when I talk cricket and just throw themselves at me.

Smudger is a nickname. Haze is just an abbreviation for Hazlewood