OT: Dear Miss Jemima

[wittyfan]

How 'bout you quit the dumb duck act. You are carrying on more like a turkey anyway.

¿usted justo llamó la cogida un burro? Ése tiene que ser el muchacho atractivo más cojo de la historia de los pollos hiperactivos del hombre.

Muchacho indeed.

 

[Macca]

My best friend is Spanish but it might take me a while to get back to you on that one.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

My best friend is Spanish but it might take me a while to get back to you on that one.

Do you have a common language to communicate?

 

[Shark]

Duck me dead, I thought Bill Lawry's obsession with pigeons was bad!

 

[Macca]

My best friend is Spanish but it might take me a while to get back to you on that one.

Do you have a common language to communicate?

He speaks english. I don't even know if I am being ridiculed here. :?

 

[coolumsharkie]

What a waste of my drinking time that was!!!! :evil:

 

[Special K]

How 'bout you quit the dumb duck act. You are carrying on more like a turkey anyway.

¿usted justo llamó la cogida un burro? Ése tiene que ser el muchacho atractivo más cojo de la historia de los pollos hiperactivos del hombre.

Muchacho indeed.

Taco Bell.

 

[madunit]

Dear duck;

Can you please insert a fork into the powerpoint and flick the switch to on.

Thank you.
Love, madunit.

 

[wittyfan]

How 'bout you quit the dumb duck act. You are carrying on more like a turkey anyway.

¿usted justo llamó la cogida un burro? Ése tiene que ser el muchacho atractivo más cojo de la historia de los pollos hiperactivos del hombre.

Muchacho indeed.

Taco Bell.

Toilet Duck.

 

[Macca]

Dear duck;

Can you please insert a fork into the powerpoint and flick the switch to on.

Thank you.
Love, madunit.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Foz]

Dear duck;

Can you please insert a fork into the powerpoint and flick the switch to on.

Thank you.
Love, madunit.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Roast Duck

 

[JemimaPuddleduck]

Dear duck;

Can you please insert a fork into the powerpoint and flick the switch to on.

Thank you.
Love, madunit.

Dear madunit

I did it but the fork just melted, they don't let me near metal ones :twisted:

thankyou for your letter

Love

Miss JPD

 

[madunit]

Dear Duck

Could you please play with a hairdryer in the bath.
PS: Make sure there is water in the bath
PPS: Make sure the hairdryer is plugged in to a power point and turned on.

Thank you,
Love, madunit.

 

[madunit]

I think the duck did it :lol:

 

[JemimaPuddleduck]

Dear madunit

how are you honey

Maybe I was supposed to get into the bath??

Next

WWWWAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK

 

[madunit]

what part of 'in the bath' did you not understand?

Dear Duck

Could you please catch a fast moving train with only your head.

Thank you.

 

[JemimaPuddleduck]

what part of 'in the bath' did you not understand?

Dear Duck

Could you please catch a fast moving train with only your head.

Thank you.

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK

the bit where you didn't say I had to get in it. I can sit near it and play with the dryer LOL LOL which, I did!

onto the next letter

Dear Mr madunit

I've just been out to Mr Jeremiah PuddleDucks shed and had one of his Hornby model trains ram me in the head

It was an H guage so it should of hurt, but it didn't

Sorry

AML

Miss JPD

 

[madunit]

Dear Duck

Please consume 2 litres of hydrochloric acid

Thank you.