LOL, get a load of this, from the SHM website:
If he was a League player, would this be a HOFA?
What to do when nature calls?
Sunday, July 9, 2006
'Did his best to hide it': Jerry Collins
Photo: Reuters
All Blacks assistant coach Steve Hansen has sympathy for flanker Jerry Collins, who was in a no-win situation when nature came calling ahead of last night's Bledisloe Cup Test against Australia.
Moments before kickoff, television cameras caught a brief shot of Collins on one knee urinating on the Jade Stadium surface.
Hansen said he had not seen the incident but described it as "unfortunate".
"If you're a male and you're about to play a test match and you're seconds away from kickoff and you get the urge to want to go to the toilet - what do you do?" Hansen asked journalists today.
"Do you rush off and let the game start with 14 men or do you try to be as discreet as you can be and hope that cameramen use common sense and don't go showing it to everyone on the screen."
If he was a League player, would this be a HOFA?
