OT - Off-season Fun Times We Are All Friends Thread

[hindy111]

I'm amazed that this thread got to page 5. When does the 'We Are All Friends' part enter the conversation?

We aren't all friends.

 

[Eelogical]

It starts when you post a good hypothetical or mindblowing fact. I don’t feel the time dilation post got quite reaction it deserves. Like you could have an explosion on one side and a sinkhole next to it with a poofteenth between them, and that poofteenth is the entirety of EVERYTHING

No wuckers, mate.

 

[hindy111]

That would really f**k his eyes.

You catch him, we will get @strider to hold him down and pin his eyes open. I'll throw the Ant rid.

 

[hindy111]

OK I will start one.

You're in a bar with Mik and he says?

 

[84 Baby]

So glad you’re here and not that merkin hindy111

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm younger, I'm stronger, I'm fitter, I'm smarter. And twice as flexible

@TheRam has noted this before, but I believe he was talking about your ring piece.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

 

[Gronk]

I'm younger, I'm stronger, I'm fitter, I'm smarter. And twice as flexible

But first you must snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.

 

[hindy111]

But first you must snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.

Is this how you hit on guys in the park?
Creep

 

[Gronk]

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

Is this how you hit on guys in the park?
Creep

 

[The EELiminator]

it's not a pebble

 

[lingard]

Hypothetical time!
There’s one ant for each person on the planet. Each ant is mystically linked to a specific person and if the ant touches the skin of that specific person, then that person dies and the ant is granted a wish. This is the only way people can die, they are otherwise immortal.
Only you and the ants are aware of the rules and you are not allowed to tell anyone else.
What do you do?

It would largely depend on the ramifications of the ants' wishes.

 

[Avenger]

If you were Novak Djoković would you now change your name to Neo?

 

[84 Baby]

If you were Novak Djoković would you now change your name to Neo?

Would it help people like him more?

 

[Gary Gutful]

If you were Novak Djoković would you now change your name to Neo?

Novak Neo?

 

[Avenger]

Novak Neo?

Or the chosen one.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Or the chosen one.

Chosen by this guy