OT Question for Jess... (Simpsons Quotes)

[Suitman]

Homer is the greatest

He is up there with Hindy.

Suity

 

[Eelementary]

Ralph: My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two 'owies'!


Bart: Come on dad! When you were young, didn't you ever do anything stupid?
Homer: Well when I was 10 I got my ear pierced. But this is completely different!



Homer: Uh... Is the poop deck really what I think it's for?


Homer: Nukelar - it's pronounced nukelar. Nukelar.

 

[The Colonel]

Moe: "I'll use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains"


Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"


Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."


Homer: "Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers."

 

[The Colonel]

Homer: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

 

[The Colonel]

Homer: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I can never remember them off the top of my head, but whenever an episode comes on you can be sure i'll be giving the quotes right along with the characters

And me also thyinks that some people are using search engines to generate quotes and then taking the funniest ones and posting them here

 

[Eelementary]

I can never remember them off the top of my head, but whenever an episode comes on you can be sure i'll be giving the quotes right along with the characters

And me also thyinks that some people are using search engines to generate quotes and then taking the funniest ones and posting them here

:lol: Probably. Not me though - straight from the top of my head.

Ralph: So... do you... like.... stuff?



Homer: The sum of the squared opposite sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse.
Man: That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'Oh!



Lenny: Hey I would have thought that a man with two wives would be the happiest guy on Earth.
Carl: No, you're thinking of a man with two KNIVES.
Moe: hey, I gotta tell ya. This is pretty great. Yeah!



Marge: You know Homie, there is so much more that two wives could do for you.
Homer: I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

 

[Suitman]

I can never remember them off the top of my head, but whenever an episode comes on you can be sure i'll be giving the quotes right along with the characters

And me also thyinks that some people are using search engines to generate quotes and then taking the funniest ones and posting them here

Guilty as charged. :lol:

But if anyone says they can remember EVERY quote from EVERY episode, they are liars.

Suity

 

[sportive cupid]

compuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..computer nerds :lol:

 

[Eelementary]

I can never remember them off the top of my head, but whenever an episode comes on you can be sure i'll be giving the quotes right along with the characters

And me also thyinks that some people are using search engines to generate quotes and then taking the funniest ones and posting them here

Guilty as charged. :lol:

But if anyone says they can remember EVERY quote from EVERY episode, they are liars.

Suity

True.

I can't remember every single one of my favourite quotes.


Homer: Hey! Why do I have to pay full price while Churchy LaFemme gets half price?



Krusty: I started this show so long ago, the Ayatollah only had a goatee! Eh? Eh? Oh come on! Don't you people read the papers! Ohhhh....