Outrageous finals predictions

[Lambretta]

In an attempt to clean up Mad Monday celebrations; all NRL nudie runs will be officially sanctioned and will be the new Grand Final Half Time entertainment

 

[Springs09]

Channel 9 to spend only 90% of their pre and post match coverage jerking off Billy Slater

Panthers and Sharks fans to turn up in force to ANZ and Allianz and not sit and home and complain it should be at their 20k home grounds.

 

[GongPanther]

Wayne Bennett will decide to go out on top

A shagger's cardial infarction?

 

[Someguy]

Bent hunt drops the ball but it somehow turns into a game winning field goal vs the broncos

 

[mozza91]

A Sharks player to not throw his arms in the air when a teammate is tackled.

 

[wibble]

A Sharks player to not throw his arms in the air when a teammate is tackled.

Well, when we play your mob it is so rare we are tackled it's a genuine shock...

 

[Marlins]

Sharks to sell out SFS in week 3 of the finals.

 

[mozza91]

Well, when we play your mob it is so rare we are tackled it's a genuine shock...

Touché.

 

[wibble]

Touché.

With Ramien and Lee (and your other upgrades and a fit team) you won't concede so many against us in the future.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The missus allowing me to watch every game uninterrupted

 

[mozza91]

The missus allowing me to watch every game uninterrupted

This. It’s even more outrageous because I’m single and desperately lonely

 

[PenrithWelsh]

Fifita to take a hit up and not change direction and run 30m sideways in search of an outside back

 

[wibble]

Fifita to take a hit up and not change direction and run 30m sideways in search of an outside back

He'll do one or two straight, scoring tries through 5 or 6 defenders.

What is outrageous is that he won't make a peep after he does so

 

[DeeJ]

Bent hunt drops the ball but it somehow turns into a game winning field goal vs the broncos

I can picture it now, Billy Slater style.

 

[roofromoz]

Christian Crichton involved in 5 tries against the Warriors. Any combination.

 

[mozza91]

Me to start liking a Melbourne player and affectionately call him ‘Welchy’

 

[Mr Angry]

been 1 game, so much fail.

 

[Bobby DIGital]

Joseph Manu to play better than Latrell throughout the finals series.

I'm claiming this one. Manu owned GI on Saturday. Can't wait to see him do it in a Kiwi jersey.