fatshark said:
PS dont forget Raper coached Dykes a few years back. So he knows exactly how to control him...a bit of pressure and the dropped balls, bad passes, silly kicks will come thick and fast :lol:
LOL. i can see it now....
Raper: "Guys Guys i have a great idea... Game plan if you will. its fool proof! What we need to do is put pressure on the halfback....."
Player: "But Coach you told us to do that against the tigers, the dogs, souths and the cowboys, and we lost all of those games... Even Ando used to say that to us, and we finished second last!.....haven't you got anything else up your sleeve?"
Raper: "Ummmm...Beat them in the forwards?"
Player: "They have Hindmarsh and Cayless..."
Raper: "What about,... lets beat them out wide?"
Player: "Nope. They got guru!"
Raper: "Why don't we call on all our supporters to go to the game. the parra players will walk out into the stadium and be shocked when the crowd boo's them and cheers us"
Player: "Clutching at straws now coach, your back in the Shire now remember. Our supporters don't leave the shire unless they are going over seas, and even then it has to be a family emergency!"
Raper: "oh crap. Well who's ref'ing, maybe i should have a talk to him then..."