Parra vs Storm - June 4

[84 Baby]

We have a couple of Chants so far for this game. Any more suggestions?

1.To the Tune of ACDC

Dirty Deeds Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds and The Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds and The Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds and The Storm are Cheats
Dirty Deeds and The Storm are Cheats

2.To The Tune of the 12 Days of Christmas

On the first signed contract The Storm gave Finchy
One stolen ring and 50000 dollars Tax Free
On the second signed contract The Storm gave Finchy
5 Holidays
4 Bathrooms
3 Speed Boats
2 Fox Deals
1 Stolen ring
and another 50000 Tax Free

These are fantastic! 2nd one may be bit long winded. Most fans tend to lose interest after just 2 "PARRA clap clap clap"s but if you can get the PA to play Dirty Deeds over the system, the first one could become the Storm's new entrance music

 

[Gronk]

Hahaha Dirty Deeds over the PA would be gold. Might pump the Storm up however.

 

[poojar]

how about

they cheat, they lie
then they sue and have a cry
Melbourne Stoooorrrm
Melbourne Stoooorrrm

Their excuses are crap
They smashed the salary cap
Melbourne Stooorrm
Melbourne Stooorrm

repeat ad nauseum

 

[TheParraboy]

We should hire one of these chaps as master of ceremonies for the night

 

[JessEel]

how about

they cheat, they lie
then they sue and have a cry
Melbourne Stoooorrrm
Melbourne Stoooorrrm

Their excuses are crap
They smashed the salary cap
Melbourne Stooorrm
Melbourne Stooorrm

repeat ad nauseum

In the immortal words of Facebook - I LIKE THIS! :thumn:

 

[Parra Steve]

We should hire one of these chaps as master of ceremonies for the night

Joey Greco gets my vote.

 

[The EELiminator]

I think Nikki put it best in another thread - a chant of "show us your paycheck!" as loud as possible. :crazy::crazy:

(Preferably even louder than the "Tezza's a w.nker!" chant vs the Tiges, of however many years ago - damn that was fun. :lol

to the tezza tune:
GIVE US THE TROPHY! clap clap clap clap clap
GIVE US THE TROPHY! clap clap clap clap clap

repeat until we get it or they run off the field crying

 

[Tony Bongo]

whoa - wayyyy too many words!!! :lol:

I already edited out
13 wooden spoons
12 Cartons of beer
11 Bottles of Moet
10 Paper Bags
9 TVs
8 Gold Chains
and
7 Jet skis

I know what I left in is too much to sing but it will make for a good read on the day. Some of us have been practising already ;-)

 

[Parra Guru]

Anyone else doing banners?

 

[SDM]

Just a giant brown paper bag with "Billy's lunch" written on it.