With so many bloopers, why couldn't there be one where the horses run over him or at least where the soccer ball smashes into his head??
If that happened Tomwaterhouse.com would be the greatest ad on television. I can just see how it goes...
I don't know how they <WHACK, soccer ball hits him in the head and poor ol' Tom hits the deck>
I don't know how they <WHACK, Johnathan Thurston lines up Tom's head for a sideline conversion, Tom's rolling around in agony>
But I do know <STAMPEDE, a pack of horses run right over Tom and bury him in the turf>
Then you hear a muffled murmur come out of the grass "join me at Tomwaterhouse.com".
Damn good television :lol: