People you want to punch in the face

[madunit]

Who the f**k is Aaron Bird

 

[Ozzy]

Who the f**k is Aaron Bird

I thought you knew cricket MU. He's Joel Garner's illegitimate son.

 

[madunit]

I know cricket.

I figured he wasn't Australian because he hasn't been a part of the bowling rotation in the test side like everyone else has

 

[Horrie Is God]

Hasn't Aaron Bird retired after he got no-balled out of the game for chucking??..

 

[Gas Panic!]

Correct. He split Michael Slater's head open with a bouncer one day at Bankstown Oval, causing Slats to launch in to one of his post-divorce, pre-retirement Ferrari-driving outbursts of fury.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I like the cut of Aaron Bird's jib.

 

[Hallatia]

Bankstown Oval, what a great venue.
There should be a commemoration of that incident up at the ground.
That's my home ground, represent!

 

[BDR]

The dude who is representing QLD on the My Kitchen Rules ads. What a merkin.

 

[Misanthrope]

People who watch shit like My Kitchen Rules

 

[Jason Maher]

^ seconded

 

[Hallatia]

shut your faces. My Kitchen Rules is actually a pretty good show. Better than Masterchef. But Australian Masterchef is actually popular around the world.

I don't really watch either myself (personally, I only really turn the tv on for sports), but my sisters do, so I occasionally catch an episode

 

[madunit]

The only cooking related show I ever briefly watched was Hells Kitchen, and not because I wanted to see cooking, but because I wanted to see inept yanks being abused by a pompous british twat on TV.

Gets repetitive very quickly, but nonetheless mildly amusing when there's nothing else to watch.

 

[SuperiorEasts]

Jamie Coward
Ben Creagh
Brett Morris
Todd Carney
Issac Luke
Sam Perrett

 

[AlwaysGreen]

shut your faces. My Kitchen Rules is actually a pretty good show. Better than Masterchef. But Australian Masterchef is actually popular around the world.

I don't really watch either myself (personally, I only really turn the tv on for sports), but my sisters do, so I occasionally catch an episode

Why is it called My Kitchen Rules? There are teams of two so it should be Our Kitchen Rules.

 

[gUt]

Because "My Kitchen Sux" just wouldn't cut it with the bored housewife demographic.

 

[Hallatia]

Why is it called My Kitchen Rules? There are teams of two so it should be Our Kitchen Rules.

good point, you should tell channel 7

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Oh I will. I've got the typewriter poised as we speak.

 

[IanG]

Anyone that finds Russell Brand funny.

And Russell Brand

Well he was an idiot for letting Katy Perry go

 

[madunit]

Why is it called My Kitchen Rules? There are teams of two so it should be Our Kitchen Rules.

especially given only a handful of restaurants have been selected.

I reckon if my kitchen was on there I'd get half the populations vote at least (except peter siddle's)

Monday - Steak
Tuesday - Roast Chicken
Wednesday - Pork Chops
Thursday - Roast Lamb
Friday - Roast Beef (Rump)
Saturday - Pizza
Sunday - Roast Pork

If any softcocks want vegies, they can bring their f**king own. Vegies are a waste of plate space that could have been otherwise filled with more meat.

 

[Dragon2010]

especially given only a handful of restaurants have been selected.

I reckon if my kitchen was on there I'd get half the populations vote at least (except peter siddle's)

Monday - Steak
Tuesday - Roast Chicken
Wednesday - Pork Chops
Thursday - Roast Lamb
Friday - Roast Beef (Rump)
Saturday - Pizza
Sunday - Roast Pork

If any softcocks want vegies, they can bring their f**king own. Vegies are a waste of plate space that could have been otherwise filled with more meat.

You should go on Masterchef. This weekly meal rotation get's my vote.