i want to punch whoever installs toilet seats which automatically close, so that you have to hold the 'ring' part of the seat up when you're standing up having a slash..
firstly, when it's a public toilet (which lets face it, if it was my own toilet i'd either be getting that f**ker fixed if I bought the house like that, or if I'd had a new toilet installed i'd be calling back the installer and having some stern words about his workmanship) you don't want to be standing there holding up the seat which god knows who has only 5 minutes ago been shitting from (and I always go for kyle Sandilands for some reason)..
it's just plain dirty and germy..
and secondly, it's bloody annoying if the top of your underwear is elasticised as you need that second hand to hold down your underwear, not hold up a seat..
trying to piss when you have the elasticised bonds logo pressing against the bottom of your wang creates a similar sort of pressure to putting a kink in a hose - a small amount gets through but the pressure builds..
I don't care that women complain about having the seat up..
I don't care that having an 'automatically closing' toilet seat saves time (for f**ks sake it takes about 0.5 seconds..)
next one of those I come across i'm going to rip off and stuff in the cistern..
