Sorry, I'll try my best to be a fluffy.
We is unbeatable, nothing can stop us Toyota Prado Sharks from winning the premiership for the next 20 years.
Simmons is player of century, makes ET look average
Dykes is made of granite not paper
Our Administration should be running BHP, wasted running this club
Kimmorley never throws intercepts and is loved by everybody in the NRL fan base
Hannay is not a reject and will be top try scorer for 6 seasons running
Bird is a model citizen, he and Seymour should party together I wish someone would introduce those two to my daughter
Raper was hard done by, he should be Aussie and the universe coach.
Our backs may look fuggen slow but infact they can turn the light off and be in bed before it is dark.
Nothing can stop our Toyota Prado Sharks.....not even the brain matter of children....