Pick up lines

[Big Mick]

I believe you are what you eat, and by tomorrow to be you

lmao

gotta love the wogboy.
hhaha

 

[Alba]

if i asked you to sleep with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question ?

hahaha that is the BEST pick up line EVER!!!

 

[xXSANDYXx]

omg how many of you guys have used the "were going to a party later, you and your friends are invited" line like omg im fed up of lads saying that like ive only just realised that there never actually is a party! it seems to be a popular chat up line over here.

 

[Alba]

not very imaginitive people you have over there then :roll:

 

[DragonsGirl]

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

 

[chub]

boy: hey my names bond
girl: ... what james bond?
boy: no.... poly bond... i'm here to fill your crack :lol:

 

[StormChaser]

My personal fave "Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"

 

[HowHigh]

My name isn't John Howard but I'd do anything for Bush.

It doesn't really have the same affect as a few years ago...

 

[Havoc]

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

 

[kia ora storm]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

 

[Cliffhanger]

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a c**k.

Seriously use this line on me and..............................









































I will be too busy laughing to punch you in the face.

 

[Twizzle]

a few faces from the past in this thread

xXSandyXx is a blast from the past, she'd be at home in the HWT, she was a stunner

 

[butchmcdick]

Do you like animals ?

I thought you were an animal lover.

Hey let me ask you a question. If we were both squirrels would you let me bust my nut in your hole ?

 

[butchmcdick]

Was your father geniused because you look really special

 

[HowHigh]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

What has 140 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

 

[Havoc]

Do you like my belt buckle? I think it would look better against your forehead!

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

Stare at the girl for like 5 minutes and then approach her and ask if she is walking home by herself...

 

[Cliffhanger]

WYD ffs change your avatar. Everytime I see it I wanna throw up.

 

[StormChaser]

You people are googling! Cheats/ grubs etc. etc.

 

[Whos Ya Daddy]

WYD ffs change your avatar. Everytime I see it I wanna throw up.

By throw up I assume you really mean furiously masturbate.

Be honest.