Pick up lines

[Red Bear]

Bob?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Battery operated boyfriend.

Agree with Stormy one night stands with randoms are a no go for me either.

 

[IanG]

Pick Up Lines are basically like an ashtray on a motorbike

 

[McLovin]

this reads like SC has had her fair share of one nighters...easybish

 

[McLovin]

Pick Up Lines are basically like an ashtray on a motorbike

i fail to see how an ash tray on a motorbike can get you a root...

 

[Hallatia]

there isn't enough beer on this planet to get me interested in some chicks

I take it that's when you start drinking the spirits.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Hey! Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Gets them everytime.. 100% success rate.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I bet I could beat you at football. Give me the ball and you tackle.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show santa claus what I want for christmas?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

 

[IanG]

Meaning they're useless

 

[Red Bear]

Battery operated boyfriend.

Agree with Stormy one night stands with randoms are a no go for me either.

stormy uses batter operated boyfriend?

 

[Hallatia]

stormy uses batter operated boyfriend?

I can see something similar to this happening between Stormy and "bob" if Cronulla boy doesn't work out ...

 

[McLovin]

haha

 

[Red Bear]

you wanna get a job done properly...

 

[McLovin]

haha - That awkward moment when the broncos realise their game isn't on Friday night

 

[McLovin]

ogod rong thred

 

[Apey]

Nobody in this place is getting laid. Srsly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together..

 

[abpanther]

"You've got the whitest teeth I've ever wanted to come across"

 

[Joker's Wild]

Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?

 

[perverse]

lol ab... naice...

 

[Jobdog]

"You've got the whitest teeth I've ever wanted to come across"

:lol: Classy.