Pick up lines

[Aragorn]

you guys are all class. dont let your wives and GF tell you otherwise.

 

[IanG]

Plenty of them in Kev's Courtin' Song.

 

[HowHigh]

 

[Jobdog]

IanG teaches us everything we know.

 

[Fire]

"Hi. How are you?"

 

[Jobdog]

Always works a treat.

 

[MKEB...]

*bit O T T

 

[IanG]

you guys are all class. dont let your wives and GF tell you otherwise.

Some of us don't have one. Hence why we're on the prowl

 

[Apey]

Some of us don't have one. Hence why we're on the prowl

Lock up your daughters & sisters, IanG is on the prowl!!!

 

[Jobdog]

*Da CHAMP

 

[LESStar58]

hold up a finger in the air and say to the girl "why should you masturbate with this finger?"

Answer: because it's mine!

 

[moik]

From an old M*A*S*H episode;
Hawkeye: Come out with me tonight and we can talk about all the good times we've had.
Cute nurse: We haven't had any.
Hawkeye: OK, we can talk about them tomorrow night.

 

[LESStar58]

Wanna play rape?

No

That's the spirit

"It's not rape. Look, there's mistletoe!"

 

[Jason Maher]

I still prefer "You'll do."

 

[dogslife]

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Never fails

 

[butchmcdick]

That outfit's very becoming on you. Of course if I was wrapped around your body i would be coming on you too

 

[IanG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tj8giihiuc

 

[Zoidberg]

That's a total ripoff of the Britney Spears song...

 

[Jason Maher]

Not sure if serious...

 

[fightingirish69]

can we hold each other in our underwear?