Pick up lines

[LESStar58]

A friend of mine once used "If I followed you home would you keep me?". It worked.

 

[Twizzle]

I take it that's when you start drinking the spirits.

not really, I just hooked up with the attractive ones

 

[Mr Angry]

Hey! Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Gets them everytime.. 100% success rate.

I did say this once, two kids later.......

 

[Cliffhanger]

not really, I just hooked up with the attractive ones

I kinda wanna know what Twizz used to look like in his manwhore years.

 

[Twizzle]

if you be good Clanger I'll send you a pic, mind you the gift of the gab helps

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yeah the last surferboy I dated was not the best looking bloke in the water, but he was damn hot in other ways and yeah, knew how to talk to chicks.

 

[Mr Angry]

I kinda wanna know what Twizz used to look like in his manwhore years.

Young Monk...........meets Twiz.

 

[Twizzle]

f**k, that dude is older than me now

and that kid is too old to be Monk

 

[Hallatia]

Young Monk...........meets Twiz.

:lol:the look on that kid's face is priceless

I started to actual lol but my lungs (or whatever it is that is making this darned coughing happen) let me down *sigh*

 

[Springs]

The only one I ever use is 'Go Away'.

 

[kia ora storm]

"You've got the whitest teeth I've ever wanted to come across"

Lol...

 

[Danish]

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course if I was your dress, I be coming on you too

 

[Eelementary]

My dick tastes like Skittles.

 

[perverse]

My dick tastes like Skittles.

Chocolate. Chocolate trumps just about everything for a woman except for money and diamonds.

 

[Jason Maher]

Gooooooolllllllllllld! :lol:

My personal fav is "you'll do".

:lol: Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.

Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?

Nice one. :lol:

 

[Knightmare]

These pick-up lines are gold. If you get knocked back, say to the girl "You know what? You should lower your standards a bit. I just did!" then walk off.

 

[Red Bear]

Wanna play rape?

No

That's the spirit

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Wanna play rape?

No

That's the spirit

:lol:

 

[HowHigh]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I lost my number, can I borrow yours

 

[McLovin]

These pick-up lines are gold. If you get knocked back, say to the girl "You know what? You should lower your standards a bit. I just did!" then walk off.

yeah....that would really cut her up inside and she would probably off herself....