Pirates of the Caribbean 3

[Bazal]

I saw it on the weekend, though it was excellent. Much better than the second one. It could have benefited from being maybe half an hour shorter, but I still thought it was a very good movie.

 

[donkey|rope]

WTF

NO STORYLINE? were you watchign the same movie I was? I agree that Chow Yun Fat was wasted, but seriously... there was a storyline, MANY storylines in fact. IMO i didnt mind the length of the movie, its an excellent way to spend 2:48 i reckon

not get into semantics, but the word 'storyline' implies some form of progression of story. sure it had story, it had lots of them in fact; all virtually being ill-conceived non-sequiturs, but it had no storyline. I stand by my criticism of the length of the film, it is way too long, its like going to mcdonalds to get a big mac and having to wait 2 hours 45 minutes for it. if you wanted to wait 2 hours 45 minutes for food you’d go to a restaurant and you’d expect kobe beef, truffles and cristal, not a big mac. a big mac shouldn’t take 2 hours 45 minutes , even kobe beef shouldn't take 2 hours 45 minutes and in the same sense, a popcorn pirate movie based on a theme park ride shouldn’t take 2 hours 45 minutes . and this coming from someone who loved the first pirates of the caribbean film.

 

[St. Brett]

Amen Donkey Rope. Rock it brother! Praise the lord. Someone with vision.
For he speaks the truth.

(How'd you get that straight / thing inbetwix your name by the way?)

I'm down with Donkey Rope by comparing it to a burger meal.

My main point today about Pirates 3 is......it didn't reach any great heights!

Part 2's great height was the giant octopus who was called upon to shoot out from the ocean and capsize twits to their bloody Inglesh deaths.
That was the extent of part 2. Infact they run out of idea's the used the bloody thing 4 or 5 times as the pinacle point of the film it lost its meaning.

Part 3 had no pinacle.

Part 3 sucked a dead squids tentacle and when what's-his-name (Farenheight) went up to the ticket counter you can bet your arse he went, "One child for pirates 3, please."
Hence child when purchasing a ticket.
What's that telling you.

Speaking of hamburgers.....I've actually compared Global Warming to Mc'Donalds in a letter to the editor.....here, read it for yaselves.

Letters editor, Daily Telegraph

This latest scare campaign called 'Global Warming' makes me sick in the stoamch that it's even conceieved as a possibility!
I think the words you're really looking for is 'over-populated.'
They've been putting fear into us for years and the gullible swallow it and continue to ask for seconds.
Y2k. The so-called Bird Flu (what a doozy) and then National Geographic Presents the other Sunday claiming the sun is going to explode.

The only solutions we could come up with to global warming were price hikes for electricity bills and some damn rock concert on the 7th of the 7th, owe-seven, oow how gloomy, my pre-cooked pop corn is starting to burst in its bag right now....run to the hills, people...the Earth's coming to an end because my pop corn says so!
What is this rock concert going to achieve? Old songs by some hazbeens being bleated out and we'll scare their pants off with some gloomy figures and dark forecasts as well?
This is as sad as Mc'Donald's trying to play good guy today with their healthy Mc'meals!
It makes me sick!
I look forward to the next 'big thing' they come up with though. What will it be I wonder, our household appliances turning on us?
These dooms-dayers witches should be hunted down and shot Zodiac style for scaring the general public!
I don't know about you.....but I think the fun is slowly being sapped out of life this day 'n age.
Ligthen up for f**k sakes!
People are taking themselves too seriously and somebody seems to be amusing themselves by playing normal humans as chess porns in this twisted game of fear.
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[donkey|rope]

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