Night 1
Captain Jack swam back to the Black Pearl after his daring escape. He contemplated his name and how unpiratey a Sparrow was.
'Jack Vulture' he thought. 'Now theres a pirates name!'
He was hoisted back on to the ship by his trusty first mate Joshamee Gibbs.
'How was the escape Gibbs? Suitably epic?'
'Indeed Captain Sparrow. You were a paradigm of guile and cunning.'
'Splendid. Oh and by the way its Captain Vulture now.'
'But sir, you're famous throughout the world as Jack Sparrow, people will think you're a cheap rip off. Besides, the merchandising team at Disney cant change it now, they've just commissioned a new Lego set.'
'Ah, very good Mr. Gibbs.'
With that, a fight broke out amongst the crew. Hector Barbosa drew his sword on Will Turner.
'Ye be a dirty, stinking traitor Turner. I'll be ridding us of ye now.'
'You're one to talk mutineer.' Turner retorted, drawing his sword also.
Barbossa attacked Will with all his might, but the plucky little blacksmith was surprisingly nimble on his feet. 30 minutes passed until both men collapsed tired.
'Hmm maybe you not be a traitor after all Mr. Turner.'
'Well that's always good to hear.' came Will's reply.
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Elsewhere, the crew of the Royal Navy were drinking Pimms and discussing their battle plans.
A fearsome looking ship pulled into view and the biggest, nastiest pirate you ever did see swung onto deck.
'What good fortune!' Exclaimed Cutler Beckett. 'I was just coming to kill you.'
The English Lord approached the pirate with his sword drawn, but the glare he was given convinced him he should reconsider.
'On second thoughts. I just remembered... I.... erm.... need to count my money.' Beckett scampered away, leaving the mountain of a man to do his work. Groves didnt even get a shot off before he was cleaved in half.'
Drew-Sta is dead. He was Lieutenant Commander Theodore Groves. Royal Navy aligned guy who nobody remembers
From a faraway vantage point Gibbs watched the whole thing unfold through his telescope.
'Gotcha!'
It is now day
