Clock Watcher knows every RL player with an IQ less than 50.
I'll flog that.
1) I once sold newpapers to Peter Sterling
2) Ditto Peter Wynn
3) I once bought a Black Russian from Mick Cronin. I bought a few more, then walked straight into a glass door.
4) Joey Johns once wrote on my sons cap.
5) Brett Kenny once signed my other sons's jersey
6) Brett Hodgeson once signed yet another sons plaster.
7) I once had an in depth conversation with Brian Hetherington. I told him that Newtown sucked. He replied "Get f**ked"
8) Frank Hyde once told me a joke.
9) Stan Jurd sold me some socks at Peter Wynn's one day.
10) Royce Simmons one day said hello to me. Tim Sheens didn't, arrogant prick!
11) Joe Vitanza and I once exchanged pleasanteries as I entered the club he was a bouncer for.
12) I once bought a mouthguard from Gary Bridge.
13) I once shared a lift with John Kolc
14) I once stood in the hot food line at Parra Stadium with Laurie Daley.
15) I once leaned on the same tree as Phil Sigsworth
16) I once shared the same picnic ground as Steve Carter.
17) I once had a beer near Steve Roach.
18) On another occasion, I once had a beer near Eric Grothe snr, John Muggleton and Geoff Gerard
19) I once chatted to Paul Stephenson's mum. He had just signed with Manly, and her words were 'Pity it wasn't Parramatta!'
And if THAT isn't impressive, cop this:
20) My nan knew Ken Irvine's mum.
