Dear Sirs
RE: Idiots
I refer to the above.
I write to thank you for accepting my application on the most expedited of bases.
It was a tremendous surprise for me and one for which I am eternally grateful. I must say that to join this prestigoius group was indeed a life ambition for me. I can now decease a happy man.
Whilst I did not attend the match in question, I heard that during the said second half, the following were engaged thus:
*Nigel Vagana was in the sheds counting his Souths up-front payments
*Nobby was trying to extricate a large anvil that had fallen from the sky and had, in a somewhat ill-timed manner, affixed itself to his boot
* Roper was asking Lang (over a dry sherry) as to which marquee players the Panthers had purchased for next year. Answer:Nil ...and they had a great chuckle!
In the meantime, I understand that fans were seen thus:
* Trying to sling a bungee jump rope over the home teams goalposts
* Were engaged in substantial legal argument with hot dog vendors as to price of sauce.
* Were taking on bets on which Sharks players could be considered as Alive, semi-alive, not sure, half dead or completely knacked.
Watching from the sidelines it was rumoured that Andrew Denton had all but padded up having won the "player for a minute" prize in the raffle (through multiple entries). As it was, a mis-addressed communique from marketing (that went to Ben Ross instead of Roper) had him telling jokes to the games security's dog squad for the remainder of the match. Shame.
I am grateful to be given the opportunity to enter into what I hope will be a mutually beneficial relationship.
Kind Regrds
Dave Q
Confirmed Idiot 142 (just listed).
