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[hindy111]

Looks like im the best you got at 9.51 .... no matter how hard you try, you just cant get rid of me ... im like some nutter gf who wont go away

You win.
So your prize is 48hrs with Hindy111. First we clean the garage. We as in ypu clean I tell what to do.
Bring gloves and dust masks.

 

[hineyrulz]

Its the one eyed one horned flying purple penis eater.

Its still a no.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You win.
So your prize is 48hrs with Hindy111. First we clean the garage. We as in ypu clean I tell what to do.
Bring gloves and dust masks.

Garage = park toilet block.

Gloves and masks = gloves and masks.

 

[strider]

Garage = park toilet block.

Gloves and masks = gloves and masks.

So perhaps I should not turn up?

 

[Gary Gutful]

So perhaps I should not turn up?

It depends on whether you feel like "cleaning".

 

[Poupou Escobar]

'Cleaning' = defiling

 

[hindy111]

Garage = park toilet block.

Gloves and masks = gloves and masks.

Its true I dont have a garage.

 

[hindy111]

It depends on whether you feel like "cleaning".

What soap do you use Gary. I reckon your an imperial leather man like me.

 

[strider]

Im a Dove fragrance free kinda guy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So perhaps I should not turn up?

Don't drink anything you didn't bring yourself, and sit with your back to the wall. And most importantly, tell plenty of people where you're going, and make sure he knows that. You'll be fine.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What soap do you use Gary. I reckon your an imperial leather man like me.

I go with whatever shower gel Mrs G buys. We were doing limes but now we are onto some sort of honey and elderflower stuff.

Either way as long as it is soapy enough to allow a sneaky mid-shower tickle of the pickle I don't really care.

 

[Bazal]

I go with whatever shower gel Mrs G buys. We were doing limes but now we are onto some sort of honey and elderflower stuff.

Either way as long as it is soapy enough to allow a sneaky mid-shower tickle of the pickle I don't really care.

It's funny how that happens. I used to buy some shit or other but slowly living with various women just went "f**k it" and now I use whatever weird girly rubbish the missus buys. It's all fking soap, or whatever weird soap free goop.

Although I wouldn't recommend the sneaky pickle tickle if she happens to buy an exfoliating one

 

[Gary Gutful]

Although I wouldn't recommend the sneaky pickle tickle if she happens to buy an exfoliating one

If I haven't ripped a couple of layers off then I rate that as a failure.

 

[Bazal]

If I haven't ripped a couple of layers off then I rate that as a failure.

Yeah ok but normally it's through sheer, vicious effort and not some little plastic fking beads that get all up in your business.

And by business I mean urethra.

 

[hineyrulz]

Well this is pretty f**ked up right about now.

 

[hindy111]

If I haven't ripped a couple of layers off then I rate that as a failure.

I dont use soap down there. I did have an incident with shampoo and forgetting to rinse it off as a teen. Should of seen my scrotum the next day.

 

[Bazal]

I dont use soap down there. I did have an incident with shampoo and forgetting to rinse it off as a teen. Should of seen my scrotum the next day.

I can only assume it was as lush as Ray Martin's rug

 

[hindy111]

I can only assume it was as lush as Ray Martin's rug

No.... It went scaly and peeled. I was scrapping of dry skin for days.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Moulting like a f**ken iguana

 

[hindy111]

Moulting like a f**ken iguana

Youve done the same thing as a frisky teen?